False Eye asks Hair Lip?

Question

A man with a false eye asks a woman with a hair lip, "Want to go out with me?" She replies, "Would I ! Would I !", to which he replies with anger, "HAIR LIP! HAIR LIP!".

Answer 1

Thats, funny my dad told me that one when I was a little kid. But Doesn't it start out "A Man with a wooden eye.."?
I would like to talk to you about your Drum Corps exprience if that is possible. This is my first year to be involved with a Corp. Thanks for answering my question. ~neko-chan~

Answer 2

big nose

Answer 3

LOL