the young pfc goes to his comander and asked "it's been so long since i've been with a girl,what do i do"? the comander said "the nearest town is 30 miles away,but some of the guys are using the camel in the back" the pfc said "no way". a month passes. the pfc again goes to his comander to ask "what can he do"?the comander again tells him "the nearest town is 30 miles away, but some of the other guys are using the camel in the back". again the pfc said "no way". another month passes. the pfc goes to his comander and asked " where is that camel"? after, he goes to his comander and said " laying that camel wasn't as bad as i thought". the comander said "OH MY GOD, son you didnt lay that camel did you"? "the rest of the guys have been riding it 30 miles into town to get a woman". (STARS PLEASE?)
2007-03-10 00:45:38 · 4 answers · asked by cookie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
alittle drifferent, service guy on post every night till after 3am. gets to bar in town,all the girls are already gone. bartender tell him, for 20 dollars, there's a chinese cook in the back who will take it in the ***s. service guy said "no,i don't go for that s******. after several nights of the,service guy tells bartender o.k. but only the three of them can know about this. the bartender explains that is imposiable, it will take two guys to hold down the cook,see he don't go for that s***** either. ha ha another star
2007-03-10 01:22:44 · update #1
variation on the same joke...the new guy is told they use the camels for sex and he's disgusted, but aftera few months he's getting desparate...on friday nights at 8 a bell rings and everybody rushed to the camel pen...he ask the guy running next to him.."How many men on this base?" and is answered "150"...he then asks "How many camels are there?" and is told "150"...he then asks, "So, why is everybody running?" and his companion says, "You don't want to get an ugly one!"
2007-03-10 00:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by mrjones502003 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha That's funny x_x
2007-03-10 09:02:57 · answer #2 · answered by ilyy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.... (The joke... not the camel.... Lol.)
2007-03-10 09:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!
Poor boy...
Poor camel...
Aaron.
2007-03-10 08:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋