can u please give me the answers to this element puns i can't really understand it please?

Question

1. What language is spoken by the people of Mangan? _____
2. "We brought everything but the kitchen ______!"
3. To be a good neighbour you must mind your own _____.
4. To park here you must put a _____ in the meter.
5. Dial 911 to call a _____ when you witness a crime.
6. If you find that your cat has been run over, all you can do is _____.
7. Are the baby birds still in the nest? No, they _____.
8. Doctors amputated the bottom half of his leg, but they left his _____.
9. His old Ford was worn out so he bought a new _____.
10. A prisoner who acts in a silly manner is called a _____.
11. "We're out of foss." he said. "Please go to the store and get some _____."
12. I borrowed a dollar from Sam and fifty cents from Dean. So I owe Sam more than _____.
13. Five times two is _____.
14. The boy scout took the lady by the arm and _____ her across the street.
15. He demanded payment in gold be cause he said he was _____.
16. After his first day as a car salesman, Mr. Umm was asked: Did you _____.
17. The gold in Pharaoh's crypt weighs exactly 1000 kg, so it became known as the _____.
18. As the masked man rode away, he was heard to say, "Hi Ho _____ away."
19. Housewife's complaint: "On Mondays all I do is wash and _____."
20. "His name is Sullivan, but we call him 'Sul'. He is the reason our rugs and furniture are covered with _____."
21. Cadbury's Chocolate Co. bought out Mee-Yum Fortune Cookies and now they make _____ chocolate fortune cookies.
22. News reporter Nick asked the fire chief what caused the warehouse fire. The chief replied: "It was _____."
23. The well-driller had bored a hole to a depth of 10 metres. He found no water so he was told to _____.
24. "Calvin, did you see the man who stole my horse?" "Yes, _____.", replied the Indian.
25. The makers of "Raid" have developed a new slogan to advertise their new insect repellant. It reads: "Don't go outside without your _____."
26. How did I find out what teenagers think? I _____ of course!
27. Samantha was in love with Darren when they ran away from home. Her mother was very concerned. "Did _____?" she asked anxiously.
28. A boy named Coe lost his dog Bo and as a result _____ his eyes out.
29. After months of intensive investigation, the undercover narcotics agent approached the suspect. "Here's your $25,000." said the officer. "And here's _____." replied the drug dealer.
30. "The bandits rode through here" said the sheriff. "Did you see those tracks?". "No, I don't _____." said the deputy.

Answer 1

1 Manganese
2 Zinc (sink)
5 Copper
6 Barium (Bury em)
12 Iodine (I owe Dean)
13 Tin
14 Lead
18 Silver
21 Cadnium (Cad Mee Yum)
23 Boron (Bore on)
25 Radon (Raid on)
28 Cobalt (Coe bawled)

I'd have to get a periodic table for the rest...good luck

Answer 2

1. manganese
2. Zinc
8. Neon
13. Tin
Here's a couple to get you started! Some of these are really bad puns!!!