A black man was pulled over for speeding down the highway, the officer came to the drivers window and said,"Sir, may I see your drivers license and registration?"
The man said, "Well officer I don't have a license, it was taken away for a DUI." The officer, in surprise, said," What, do you have a registration for the vehicle?"
So the man replied, "No sir, the car is not mine I stole it, but I am pretty sure I saw a registration card in the glove box when I put the gun in it."
The officer stepped back, "There is a gun in the glove box?!?" The man sighed and said, "Yes sir, I used to kill the woman who owns the car before I stuffed her in the trunk."
The officer steps toward the back of the car and says," Sir do not move, I am calling for backup."
The officer calls for backup and about ten minutes another highway patrolman arrives. He walks up to the window slowly and asks the man for his driver’s license and registration. The man said," Yes officer here it right here."
It all checked out so the officer said," Is there a gun in the glove box sir?" The man laughs and says," No officer why would there be a gun in the glove box." He opened the glove box and showed him that there was no gun.
The second officer asked him to open the trunk because he had reason to believe that there was a body in it. The man agrees and opens the trunk, no dead body.
The second officer says, "Sir I do not understand, the officer that pulled you over said that you did not have a license, the car was stolen, there was a gun in the glove box, and a dead body in the trunk." The mans looks the officer in the eyes and says, "Yeah and I'll bet that white honkey policeman is just like all of you are, he said I was speeding too."
2007-03-10 00:38:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard that told a little differently before but its still funny how about this one.....Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"
or......Two non-Texans are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that stuff with me!
and.......
.A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper.
"14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady.
"14 cents! For what?" asked the lady.
The storekeeper explained: The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents."
"I know different. To the best of my recollection, 7 and 7 is 11."
"What are your saying?"
"As far as I know, 7 and 7 is 11...I had already had 4 children when my first husband died. When I married a second time, my second husband also had 4 children from his first wife. After getting married, we had 3 children together. So each of us had 7 children, and together we had 11!
Obviously, 7 and 7 is 11."
or..........
2007-03-10 00:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by krizdyz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had never heard it with the racial spin on it before. Usually it is just the scenario without the race card. Interesting adaptation.
2007-03-10 08:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
lmfao! what not to say to a police man: can you hold my bear so i can get out my licence?
or: your not going to check the trunk are you?
2007-03-10 08:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey!! That's the nicest I read today!!! Cool!!
2007-03-10 09:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That was realy funny!
2007-03-10 09:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by ilyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-10 09:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Dirtydog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be okay to leave out the race issue, and it still would be funny.
2007-03-10 08:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 08:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Racist but pretty funny.
2007-03-10 17:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny...
2007-03-10 08:40:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋