A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
2007-03-10 00:16:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one - I laughed like a drain ! ! !
2007-03-10 01:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha
2007-03-14 00:26:50 · answer #2 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious ,The funniest one on here for a very long time.10/10
2007-03-10 03:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the long arm of the law when you need it? 7/10
2007-03-10 08:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Mom told me to always watch those little guys and never let a stranger touch my jewels. lol Good joke......
2007-03-10 00:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - and what a great way to make money!
2007-03-10 01:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea good one not heard it before made me laugh out loud
2007-03-10 00:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...made me laugh
2007-03-10 01:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that one before, but it is funny.
2007-03-10 00:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont really find it funny...wy the hell would the guy let someone touch his balls?!
2007-03-10 00:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by tweedledee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋