After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem.
I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck.
He's still wriggling - what should I do?
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
2007-03-10 00:06:08 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry bout asking things like.do you remember this or do you like this but its a silly rule and i get violations if i don't
2007-03-10 00:07:49 · update #1
its really cool....
the cop in yahoo answers may catch hol dof you but....
hehahhaehehehaha
2007-03-10 00:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not great or funny, 6/10, just my opinion.
2007-03-10 16:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I thought it was farmy good. LOL I really did laugh. I wasn't prepared for what the end was. You got me.
2007-03-10 08:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, made me laugh a lot
2007-03-10 08:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is funny.
2007-03-10 08:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really funny
2007-03-10 08:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was alright!
2007-03-10 08:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by Big Boy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very cute
2007-03-10 08:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the great joke..it was a dandy..and so are you
2007-03-10 08:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋