I think God has gone on vacation.
If everyone will please sign this petition, along with age & state, I will print it out & personally print it out to hand deliver to a minister to send to God.
Maybe he/she/it will call off the vacation they are on, & decide to help us out.
The more I can get, I figure, the more chance it will be that we collect God's attention. Who's with me?
2007-03-10 00:04:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO!
You got my John Hancock, buddy!
Cheers!
ST
2007-03-10 00:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by In Memory of Simon Templar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had better think about this:
God does NOT say "here's the deal"
God has said, "here IS the deal"
Who can question God and His Mighty ways. Can you hang the Planets out in nothing and make them stay there? Can you make the Sea wash ashore or the Tides Ebb and Wan? Can you know the Thoughts of the Most High? Can you even Imagine the Love and Protection that He gives us? COULD YOU SEND your ONLY SON to Die for a person when He did not have too? Can you even Know the Love HE has for us EVEN THOUGH the Created has TURNED on the CREATOR? ARE YOU Wise enough to be the Final Judge of Everyone who was ever Born by having the WISDOM that is required to do so? DO YOU have the Power to Defeat Satan, and claim Victory over Death, Hell, and the Grave? CAN YOU, DO YOU_______? (fill in the blank)
2007-03-10 08:27:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is on the job. When you seek God sincerely, He will show up in your life.
You can talk to God directly, you do not need to have a pastor or minister of group of people.
2007-03-10 08:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe God IS on vacation. I don't think we see any difference when God DOES help us out, because we can't see which way it WOULD have gone without God's assistance. But that's just me.
2007-03-10 08:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The God I serve is alive & well, & in my 37 yrs. as a Christian, God has never taken a vacation, not even a break,
2007-03-10 08:16:54 · answer #5 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I sign my name- God will know- no need for a minister.
2007-03-10 08:08:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What have we done for Him lately? do we pray and go to church or do we just complain?? His plan is in action and to Him its only been one week since Adam so dont worry HE WILL COME BACK IN TIME...it seems longer for us than for Him.....i dont sign petitions unless theyre in front of my face in real life and even then they dont work but God wants to hear from us in prayer THY KINGDOM COME
2007-03-10 08:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's odd! Prayer isn't working?
2007-03-10 08:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by Skeff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋