is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man's room again, he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an er ection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh, no, not the breathalyser again
2007-03-10 00:02:35 · 10 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank-you. Very funny. Made me laugh
2007-03-10 00:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 7/10 for creativity and a 2/10 for humor.
2007-03-10 16:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10, this would be a 10.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-10 08:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll give that one a 7 out of 10...
2007-03-10 09:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by Dirtydog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 not really funny.
2007-03-10 08:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.....laughing. Clever, too!
2007-03-10 08:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good that it made me laugh lol
2007-03-10 08:06:04 · answer #7 · answered by sconehead 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..ha ha he he..really funny..10/10
2007-03-10 08:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is great, I actually chuckled
2007-03-10 08:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LóL
2007-03-10 08:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋