A Yankee couple was driving their RV across Florida and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME.
They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:
"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said:
"Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."
2007-03-10 00:01:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG,that's a good one,thanks.
2007-03-10 15:21:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that is quite funny believe it or not it took me a minute to get it and then I was like oh GOOD JOB!
2007-03-10 10:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..... I have another one:
**Spelling**
A man goes in a restaurant. He orders an impledoienghig with chocolate.
Waitress: "Sorry, an impledoienghig with what?"
2007-03-10 08:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool, when I was a young man here in San Antono, if you ordered a burrito you would have had to pick-it up with a stock trailer as it was a very small burro (small donkey)
2007-03-10 08:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by ffperki 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1 to 10...thats a 10..lol
2007-03-10 09:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by Dirtydog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. It was the first one I read today that actually made me laugh.
2007-03-10 08:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saw it here not too long ago, 6/10.
2007-03-10 16:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one funny person.
thanks for sharing that boffo joke with me..its a dandy
and so are you
2007-03-10 08:05:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG *falls over laughing*
2007-03-10 08:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by SCOTLAND! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha good joke!
2007-03-10 09:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by ilyy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋