Thanks but any quips and jokes regarding Ronald McDonald can be omitted, thanks.
2007-03-09 21:02:59 · 14 answers · asked by rose1 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Did Mary really have a lamb and did that lamb come from Old Macdonalds farm?
2007-03-09 21:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Mary had a little lamb - the doctor almost cried
But when Old McDonald had a farm - the doctor nearly died!
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Two young men were found wrestling alligators in South Florida and were pretty decent football players. The scout at Florida State (seminoles) said, "If you boys can wrestle gators - you can play for us when we play the Florida Gators!"
The two protested that they barely made it through high school. Don't worry, the scout said, we can get you in school and tutor you.
So they arrived on campus to take the entrant's exam - and it only had one question: Old MacDonald had a _________.
One asked - sounds familiar - but what is it ??
The other replied - Old MacDonald had a FARM!
The first said - Oh that's great - and how do you spell farm?
The second wisely stated - It's IN THE SONG!!!!!!!
E-i-E-i-O-----!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-09 21:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by tom4bucs 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I heard that Old MacDonald HAD a farm but the sold it after his wife left him. She couldn't stand all the noise with all the quacks and moos and clucks and God knows whatever going on all the time. The last straw was when a new born baby goat looked at him and said "daaa-dy.
2007-03-09 23:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The rhyme goes " Old MacDonald HAD a farm e ya e ya"
had suggests that he already had the farm for some time or along time and it also suggests he is dead or just sold his farm off.
2007-03-09 21:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by big_swords 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Old macDonald was a spy and his farm was Quineco Virginia
2007-03-10 10:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about Old MacDonald but Jack Sugden off Emmerdale did :D
2007-03-09 21:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He started as a young boy with an ant farm, and it just took off from there
2007-03-09 21:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was my uncle, lived out in the country, smelly old man, and yes he did have a farm.
2007-03-10 01:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course with a woof woof here and an oink oink here here a cluck there a neigh everywhere a baba
2007-03-09 21:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by lainaloo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old mcdonald has a farm of walking big macs;)
2007-03-09 21:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by mark d 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋