Whats the funniest thing you have seen a drunken person do
2007-03-09 19:35:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
sorry if this offends anyone it was just meant as a fun question.be cause some people are funny when they are drunk
2007-03-09 20:28:29 · update #1
I was sitting in the drive thru at Jack In The Box.The passenger in the car in front of me opened the door leaned out and started puking.Then he fell out of the car on his face.He musta weighed 350 lbs.The driver got out walked around and rolled the drunk over on his back then closed the car door.He walked back around and pulled up to the window for his order and just drove off and left the guy.I pulled up and opened my door and hollered at the guy but he didn't move.I noticed he had 2, 20 dollar bills sticking out of his shirt pocket so I grabbed them and we paid for our burgers and drove off.
2007-03-17 08:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband, being of unsound mind but what a body, once vanished as he and a friend walked the block and a half home from the bar. We searched for him for hours, and finally found him laying on the neighbors lawn, stargazing. It wouldn't have been so funny, but he was right behind his friend, and just vanished. Another time he fell into a dumpster walking home. I still don't know how that happened!
2007-03-10 03:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lesley M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny now, it wasnt then......my brother-in-law took a swig of gasoline & blew it on a grill trying to light it. When he inhaled, the fumes sucked in to his face & caught it on fire. It ended up just burning off all his facial hair & slightly burning his face. The same dingleberry fell down a flight of stairs & didnt spill a drop of his beer.
2007-03-17 20:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by plainfieldcletusblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOTHING!!! what's so funny when a person gets drunk? i hate to be around anyone who drinks. my Mom used to drink a lot and she scared me to death when she was drunk. oh yeah how much fun that was growing up in fear of your Mom.
2007-03-10 03:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Wendy Loves Jesus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hired a sunbed . came back from the pub set the timer and laid under it . got woken up by my girfriend in the morning. luckily the sunbed was not plugged in
2007-03-15 20:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by RICHARD F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WASTE in his underpants. There's many things i think are funny that was done by a alcoholic but those are way to improper..=D
2007-03-15 17:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by Red 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask someone to marry him
2007-03-17 18:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋