Does anyone have any daft phrases ? My favourite is "It's to cold to snow!" Do you haveany others ?

Answer 1

when people mislay something & say 'It's always in the last place you look!'....well, obviously...you'd be pretty stupid to carry on looking once you'd found it.

Answer 2

Nukeuler.

-George W. Bush

Answer 3

My old English teacher once asked me to open a window to let some warm air in. That amused me!

Answer 4

My favourite is " It's too hot to snow." Daft. Isn't it?

Answer 5

if you can't have your cake and eat it, why do you need the cake,

how about this one

and think about it's English,

It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, ha ha ha "never could work that one out" or that water pipe is red hot

Answer 6

(actually, being "too cold to snow" is an actual thing).

But to answer your question, This one is daft - Men are like buses - there'll be another one along in a few minutes.

Answer 7

One I will never forget was when I was told off as a child and started to cry Mum would say "If you dont stop that I'll give you something to cry for". Never understood that one.

Answer 8

My mum always used to say "I wont tell you again" then proceed to carry on screaming at us!
She also used to say "If I say I`ll think about it, I mean yes, If I say we`ll see, it means no" Go figure!
God, shes a fruitcake, but I love her!

Answer 9

1.If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it.
2.The sun has got to shine on a dogs as* sometime.
3.Exchange is no robbery.
4.I'm going to wipe that smile off your face.
5.A rolling stone gathers no moss.
HuH???? :o)

Answer 10

You will laugh on the other side of your face in a minute, green as mustard,

Answer 11

what about 'its that rain that wets you through',
it,s been a long day,
sleep like a baby,does this mean waking every 4 hours for food?
smooth as a baby's bottom... nappy rash! lol