can som1 make me SMILE plz!?

Question

i have a lot to be upset about but then a lot to be greatful for but just cant seem to feel happy! dont like being this way; im usually very cheerful
some1 put a smile on my face plz!

Answer 1

um... idk how but u shud see how many pplsz are trying to right now :]

i like cookiesz...
do u?/
if i cud i wud give u one right now... :D
and i usually dont share :D

but since i cant... how about jusz a virtual//cyber cookie instead??

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m84/jonnyb55_2006/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

enjoy!!! :D

Answer 2

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay."

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in s ome more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
to m e when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! A re you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Answer 3

I have some jokes for you then...hopefully they'll at least make you grin a little bit.

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michael Jackson.

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "Geez it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

Now I have a nice saying for you....

"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there....I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

Have a GREAT day...and an even better tomorrow!

Answer 4

...u want me to put a smile on ur face?
ok, heres the World's Funniest Joke ( i dont think this is fuuny, but i red it in a book hope it makes u laff)
ok
theres this ranger, and hes with his friend
suddenly, his friends grips his balls and hit da ground
the ranger goes, Wats rong?
buth the frend duznt answer
Paniking, the friend calls emergency services, really scared
the operator pciks up
"Hello, is there anything i can do 4 u?
"Yeh, my friends not responding and hes not breathing Wat should I do?
"OK. Firstly, make sure that he's dead or not. If not-
Suddenly,t heres a BANG!
The ranger comes back on the line.
"OK, hes dead. Wat do i do now?"
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Okay, how was that? Did u smile just a little?
if not, just watch Family Guy, the episodes with Quagmire. THEYR ALL FUNNY
or just listen to more tupac. Get all his songs

Answer 5

I am sorry to hear you are sad; from your picture you look to be a bright, beautiful, young lady.
Certainly you made me smile when looking at your profile; its nice to know that you are in the world and adding value to peoples lives.
Smile and be happy; people are thinking of you in good ways.

Answer 6

if i could see you i would say that you are beautiful even if its not true..lol..naw but u can be just comb that nappy hair, bresh them yellow teeth, take a shower, wash them musty cloths, and get some new shoes you will always smile because they will all smile at you,or just be happy you dont stank no moe..lol..NOW Can You Smile its a joke

Answer 7

Ok, so there are 3 tomatos walking down the road. A momma tomato, a baby tomato, and a papa tomato. So the baby tomato is trailing behind, right? So the papa tomato jumps on the baby tomato and smashes it to bits. He says, "Ketchup!"

Answer 8

I can tell you a blonde joke!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head walk into a bar and there is a magic mirror that sucks you in everytime you lie. The brunette walks up to the mirror and says, "I am the prettiest girl in the world," and it sucked her in. The red head walks up to the mirror and says, "I am the prettiest girl in the universe," and it sucked her in. The blonde walks up to the mirror and says "I think..." and it sucks her in.

Answer 9

imagine rainbows.. no im kiding. im amagine ur crush/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife with you on a nice day at the beach at a 4star resurant and a hotel suite to yall selves

Answer 10

Here's a joke that gets me every time. You have to say it out loud though.

What kind of cheese isn't yours?
















NACHO cheese!

AND, if there's somebody anywhere around you, ask them to look "under there" but don't point or notion anywhere specific. They'll say "under where?" and then you giggle. : )

Answer 11

for every person ansering your question is a random person out there who still cares whether you smile or not!
never give up!