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Like I have ran into a sliding glass door thinking it was open once. What have you done?

2007-03-09 16:23:49 · 31 answers · asked by Deanna M 2 in News & Events Other - News & Events

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Went into the wrong house for an emergency call. I almost got eaten by a rottweiller!

2007-03-09 16:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Mine takes more time than yours but didn't hurt as bad. Oh, God, how to make this short? 5 yrs old, back then girls wore dresses and even tho we were 'poor' I always had pretty dresses. I got up one morning before mom and dressed in the dress I wasn't supposed to wear. It was white with tiny red roses. I am in class and the teacher says Donna Jean come up to the board. As I reached the front of the class she whisked me out of the room and down to the kitchen. Hey, I,m a kid I went. It was then that it was revealed to me, the class was snickering, the dress was transparent, and I had no slip on. This was before brittany spears of course. The worst part is: White and red dress, blue striped kitchen towel pinned under it. I felt like the flag. (we did Pledge of the Allegiance) This has already been published.

2007-03-10 05:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by dtwladyhawk 6 · 1 1

I shoplifted whilst i replaced into 15 with my terrific pal and we've been given sent to juvenile hall for 3 days!! It replaced into so embarrassing we had to stroll by using ok MArt with our palms hand cuffed at the back of out backs, each and all the little toddlers stared talk approximately stupid and embarrassing GAHA! =D God bless have a advantageous day

2016-10-18 00:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I decided to go back to college after being a stay at home mom. I was really nervous and hating the whole tell the group about yourself, get to know you sessions. We had to mingle around the circle and talk to everyone. One of the ladies I had to get to know told me she was severely visually impaired, in my heightened state of nervousness and sheer stupidity I loudly said "oh, so do you do sign language then?"
She is now a good friend of mine and accepts the dizzy stuff that flows out of my mouth, bless her.

2007-03-09 23:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've gone into the ocean posing for a photo when a wave came & pushed me down, needless to say my Bikini top was missing & my boyfriend took the picture just as i got up from the wave...... Everyone was laughing coz i got up without a bikini top on. Still looking for the top!!!

2007-03-09 19:14:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A long time ago, my crush took a notebook that my friend and I had, thinking we hadn't written anything about him in it, and he started to look embarrassed. He put the book down and walked away. My friend and I looked at the page I was on and my cheeks started to burn. On the page, I had said that I liked him! He told one of his friends, and everyone kept asking if we were getting married anytime soon.

2007-03-10 02:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by Writer 2 · 1 0

i went for a power walk with my avon lady, we were 1 hour from home, no mobile phone, and i had bad cramps and needed to have a poo, she wanted me to knock on a house, but i was too shy so i squatted in someones nature strip on a main road behind a tree and let out a very soft poo, all i had was a used tissue, ive never been more embaressed than that.

2007-03-09 19:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 0 0

i was on patrol in iraq and we were walking through a field at night and i stepped knee deep in raw sewage, it covered my boot and everything. a few minutes later we raided a house to look for ieds and weapons. the people were really nice and obviously not terrorists. they had really nice things for iraqis and a really nice carpet. i tracked the sewage all over their house and their carpet when i was serching their stuff. when i was done i sat down on their couch infront of them while my lt was asking them questions. when i did i accidentally bumped a lamp off a table and it broke on the ground. they just smiled but i felt like an *** cause they were nice and i just broke their lamp and tracked poop through out their house

2007-03-10 00:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mine? Oh, when I tripped over my friend's shoelace (???) and flipped halfway upside down, bumped into a person, who knocked down a person, who knocked down a person, etc, and then when I tried to get up, I knocked my head on a shelf, got knocked back to the ground, tried to get up again, knocked my head on the same shelf, and then i was laughing too hard to get back up and everybody was staring at me and i laughed so hard i snorted out the Sprite I had earlier, then when I finally got up, I tripped over the dog Saffa, and ran into my crush, then stammered my way out of there, and then everybody was laughing themselves to death, and I was standing there, and then the parrot Babble said," HAHA!" imitating some people, and I got scared at that, and ran to the kitchen and knocked over a lot of pots and pans, got bonked on my head, then had to get rushed over to bed. That's my most embarrasing, stupidest, clumsiest situation I've been in.

2007-03-09 16:37:17 · answer #9 · answered by Annette L 2 · 4 0

Noone knew till I told them but one morning after going out the night before and having one to many, years ago. I brushed my teeth and my mouth was feeling warm and took the brush out of my mouth and a layer of skin was coming off my gums. I took a look and I grabbed the ben gay tube to brush my teeth instead of toothpaste

2007-03-09 23:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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