And would you leave a message?
2007-03-09 15:29:09 · 33 answers · asked by doublewidemama 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
he would take my call.
2007-03-09 15:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It would say "hi, you've reached God, at the moment im really busy controlling the world and what not and wont be able to answer your call, but leave a message. and i'll try to get back to you. or you could just pray, i've heard it's quicker."
I wouldn't leave a message. I'm not really an answeringh machine person.. or a God person.
2007-03-09 15:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by jo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello. You have reached God. I am out right now doing something great. Leave a message but I may not get back to it in time because remember I no nothing of time. *beep*
2007-03-09 15:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by Limdo T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God would say.....Even though i might seem a million miles away right now, i'm just a beep away, so remember... I loved you so much that i gave my only begotten son as a sacrificial lamb for your sins, so that one day, when my son returns to the earth he will know you and bring you home so i can love you for all of eternity, never forget that!
I would say...thank you lord for all the good things coming my way, and thank you for picking up and listening to me when, at times, i didn't think you were there!
2007-03-09 15:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by Purity 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The messagew would sayl " This is God, I am busy right now so leave a message..I know what you did last night. Oh are you in deep trouble when we meet...thank you." would I answer nope but I would have to change my pants.
2007-03-09 15:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by Jerry G 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello, this is God. Yes, strange as it may seem, you HAVE reached my personal voicemail box. What? A deity can't have an answering machine? For heaven's sake, mankind, just because I already know what you're going to say doesn't mean I'm going to be rude and not allow you to say it anyway. Honest to me, you people are crazy! Thanks be to Scott.
2007-03-10 06:53:40 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if he really had one, it would probably say sumthin like this~~~~~~"This is God, since I am everywhere and know everything, if you get this machine it is because I am tired of your pleas for wealth and fame. If you, however, were praying for peace or unselfish reasons like health of your fellow man, I WILL get back to you. To all others concerned with the self-indulgance-THE ANSWER IS STILL NO!!!
2007-03-09 15:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by Doc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"No need to leave a message because I already know who you are and what you're going to say. The answer is also already on the way."
2007-03-09 15:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
this is god, im always here for you. i know everything about you and i dont need you to leave me a message because i already know everything you need. so just leave everything to me and everything will be OK. stop trying to do it yourself. be patient and enjoy the great day I made for you.
2007-03-09 15:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by psst.... its me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have reached God. Please don't not leave a message as I know everything: including who you are, when you called , where you live and what your want! See you later in Heaven, maybe.
2007-03-09 15:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you read the book?
Yes unfortunately I leave messages all the time!
2007-03-09 15:33:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋