2007-03-09 14:16:32 · 31 answers · asked by LostSock 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Had to put this one in voting. I like sooo many of the answers. Hope you guys don't mind..♥
2007-03-10 10:58:52 · update #1
I'm puking and pooping, and my underwear are dirty too.
2007-03-09 14:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wait, is this supposed to be funny or serious?
Funny:
I've developed a wierd case of not wanting to come to meetings (NWCM), and my doctor has given me strict orders to stay away from these meetings for, oh, six months. Good bye now, enjoy the meeting without me!
Serious:
I am feeling really ill, and need to go see my doctor today.
2007-03-09 14:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dear Mr. Kotter, Son of a Mitch cannot come to the meeting today, as he has a slight case of death. Signed, Son of a Mitch's Mother
2007-03-09 14:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I went tanning and I put a bronzer with a tingler in it on and now my bum is super red and I can't sit down. Very sorry!
2007-03-09 14:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aliens came down to earth, stole my legs, so I can't really drive or walk, then they locked everyone else that I know up in cages and they can't drive me either. Sorry.
2007-03-09 14:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I can't come to the metting because...um, I died last night?? I will be back to work tommorrow.
2007-03-09 14:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I had a little to much to drink last night.
2007-03-09 14:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im a chocoholic and 'accidentally' got arrested for dipping my face into the chocolate fountain at the chocolate store ..
*believe me .. they werent impressed*
2007-03-09 14:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm busy with a customer (customer always comes first)
2007-03-09 14:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by setter505 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
..."My identity was stolen. Be on the lookout for someone who looks like me at the meeting."
2007-03-09 14:37:01 · answer #10 · answered by Tenkyoku Takumi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
becuase i fell and hit my head and there seems to now be a flying pineapple heading my way so i gotta go back to my orange.
2007-03-09 14:20:42 · answer #11 · answered by mara 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋