My step-sister just told me of this one that was used on her:
"You look like a smart girl, can I ask you a question? If there is a train going 125 mph and another train going 85 mph how long will it take before you sleep with me?"
Creative....but definately didn't work. :o)
2007-03-09 12:27:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well, *thankfully* i've never had any lousy pick up lines addressed to me, however, i do remember a clever one i saw on the Jay Leno show when he was doing a Jaywalking night. it goes: "how much does a polar bear weigh?" *person responds, "i don't know, how much?" "enough to break the ice, hi~ my name is_____." i find it rather clever, but to be used as the real thing and not as a gag joke~ would be sad.
2007-03-09 12:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by rachel c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
this is kinda old but still cheesy.
do you have a map? cuz im lost in your eyes....
and if i were to rearrage the alphabet, i would put U and I next to each other.
and me and friends went to a really nerdy high school so we would come up with nerdy pick up lines. here are some that we made up:
if i graphed my love for you, the graph would have a exponential increase.
you are hotter than my igneous rocks.
and others i cant think off.
lol. we were soo crazy.
2007-03-09 20:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by <3pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worse and OVER USED pick up like is "are you tired? beacuse you have been running around in my head for hours" Oh thats is soooo over used and for sure its gotta be the oldest pickup line ever,and its kinda annoying actually
2007-03-09 20:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that either was used on me, I read or heard them somewhere, but:
Best: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. . .
Worst: Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from the sky and got your wings. . .
2007-03-09 20:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in my early 20's,this short guy in a turban kept following me around...finally I asked him what his problem was.His response--'I want my children to grow up tall with light colored eyes.'
Grrr...
(I am 6 feet tall,btw.)
2007-03-09 20:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
girl your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day
someone told me a newer one but i forgot
2007-03-09 20:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by kisha o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the worst i`ve ever heard:"i lost my phone number.can i have yours?"
the best was:"excuse me miss but is there still room in your heart for me?"a little cheasy but nice.
2007-03-09 20:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Snowflake♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. nice.
best: is that a mirror in your pants cause i can defanitally see myself in them
worst: here comes the cho cho train.. no open everything you got on you
2007-03-09 20:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Ello Elizabeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a guy use this one for real..
They Gods have answered my prayers by sending you to me....
2007-03-09 20:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no good ones !
worst ; I may not be Fred Flinstone but i still can make your bed rock !
2007-03-09 20:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by rainbowstylin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋