i had the tape in about 1995 it was an australian guy , they were funny songs , like hey santa claus ya **** weres me ****** bike, do you **** on 1st date does yer dad own a brewery & first day at school, they were so funny but i cant think who it was sang them, plz plz xoxox
2007-03-09 11:26:20 · 14 answers · asked by petulabadula 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Was it Kevin Bloody Wilson....
Hey Santa claus you xxxx!
Where's me fxxxxxx bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a ******* letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fxxxxxx bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your axxx!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cxxx!
Where's me fxxxxxxx pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fxxxxxx ho ho ho
You forgot me fxxxxxx pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your ******* reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ******* lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fxxxxxg wxxxxxr Forgot me fxxxxxg bike.
You wait you old cxxt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fxxxing lights out
"I saw mummy sxxking santa clause"
2007-03-09 11:32:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kevin Bloody Wilson
2007-03-09 11:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kevin "Bloody" Wilson
2007-03-09 14:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it Kevin bloody Wilson you dinggo
2007-03-09 11:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by happyaston7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geeze Bruce - I think it twas
The Billabong Sheep Sheering Band
2007-03-09 11:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kevin bloody wilson!
2007-03-09 11:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by bamba_982 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kevin bloody wilson
2007-03-09 11:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by Danmarzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The song was also covered in the UK by Roy "Chubby" Brown.
2007-03-10 06:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was the hilarious kevin 'bloody' wilson
2007-03-09 11:31:02 · answer #9 · answered by lees 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keven bloody wilson & he was the bloke who wrote Merry ******** christmas featured in south park.
2007-03-09 12:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by Sean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋