ooh, so you were in the stocks, were you? What a shame it was a few years ago, as I'm sure the whole thing would be a huge hit on youtube. So in you got and then - surprise, surprise, surprise, your friends insisted on your providing a few (or a lot of) laughs before you were let out. You were so embarrassed and wonder what I'd have done had I happened by just then. (It could have been worse, though - they might have given away your shoes.)
Well, as I always like to get the full story in this type of situation, I'd have bribed your friends to stop tickling your feet. (I would never go to a RenFaire without carrying a suitable quantity of bribes of various sorts.) However tempting it might have been to join them in tickling your feet, I'd want to get the whole story out of you. I'll assume you would tell me the same way you tell it here. Then my unerring Tickledar would size you up and guide me in my course of action. In this case, I would definitely give your barefeet a thorough tickling. While making you laugh I would question whether you were fit to be let out without training wheels - tricked by your friends into getting into the stocks and then tickled against your will? Oh, puh-leeze. Pull the other one; it's got bells on it. Who on earth would ever go to a RenFaire and get into the stocks and NOT expect to have his shoes and socks taken off and his feet tickled? It ALWAYS happens. Only the most unimaginative of friends would simply lure you into the stocks for a photograph, and surely you would never befriend such dullards. So that would not wash with me.
Next I would tickle your feet with an assortment of feathers and brushes and other assorted bristly and pointy objects (I would never go to a RenFaire without carrying a portable Handy Dandy Foot Tickling Kit for just such an occasion) until you obliged me by admitting that you orchestrated the whole thing to lure your friends and give them a golden opportunity to tickle your feet, as there is no way that someone of your expertise at and experience in foot-tickling could have been unaware that they were just itching for a good opportunity to present itself. Embarrassed - my aunt Fanny! I'd keep tickling you until you admitted that it was just what you'd been wanting them to do for ages. Then of course I should have to give your feet an even more thorough tickling until you had to beg - for more. Of course I'd oblige such an amiable request.
Now if I were entirely lacking in Tickledar it's quite possible that I might happen on the scene and be motivated by a strong impulse to rescue you. I could easily see myself bribing your friends to stop with the best of intentions. Then, of course, having stopped everyone from tickling you and being on the point of releasing you from the stocks, I'm sure your barefeet would have enough pull to tempt me into running a finger or two up a sole before letting you out. And then I'd have to run a finger or two up your other sole. That would then mean that I'd have to test your arches, too, and if by any chance your toes were to wiggle I'd have to tickle them as well, even as I knew that I ought to be letting you out of the stocks that very instant. Then just as I'd be on the brink of overcoming my irresistible impulses and letting you go, you'd probably giggle, a sound so enticingly sirenlike I'd have to make you giggle again, and then laugh, and keep laughing, and I'd have to keep tickling you until you went completely insane. You see, however nobly I might happen to resemble Dr Jekyll at first, being that close to your awesome incredibly ticklish barefeet would be quite enough to bring out every last vestige of my Mr Hyde. So if you ever want to summon a Tickle Fiend, now you know what to do. In fact, just answering this question is going to make it difficult for me to control the urge to go tickle me some feet...
2007-03-11 09:26:12
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answered by giggledude 6
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Renfaire Tickle
2016-11-15 00:28:36
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answered by morelus 4
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the same thing happened to me at a(unbeknownst to me at the time), a fetish bar. I was visiting some friends and they rook me there after a few cocktails at home. there was a stage and a strange seating arrangement on it. my so called friends talked me into sitting in it, and produced some straps out of nowhere, to hold me down for some "pics", well, what a terrifying experience that was. I thought I was going to die, screaming and laughing until I was crying. my friends just laughed and tortured me until they had their fill. I was a pool of flesh, covered in sweat. never will I submit to another invitation to pose for anything that resembles a chair, stocks, or any other unfamiliar device like that. by the way, it didn't help that I was a little tipsy, but it sobered me up very quickly
2014-08-26 22:38:16
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answered by Anonymous
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If I was in an open mood, and your friends were inviting passersby to jump in. If you have nice feet, I would definitely join in for a moment of fun. Normally, I would just admire from a distance as I don't tend to tickle people I don't know. There's nothing wrong with an invitation and open fun. *smiles*
2007-03-10 04:01:48
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answered by Anonymous
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it particularly is almost creepy. you're actually not paranoid in one way or yet another it particularly is usually a sort of abuse and could be stopped. There often isn't something incorrect with being playful to get the babies to do what you want yet it particularly is in basic terms too lots. If their begging her to end then she could. it particularly is incorrect and you'll be able to desire to tell your spouse to end NOW. And be very severe. If this does not artwork tie her down in the midst of the evening and tickle her for HOURS to coach your factor. ok possibly no longer hours yet you get my factor.
2016-09-30 11:09:51
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answered by ? 4
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I would only tickle you if I knew you and I knew that you enjoyed it. I don't generally tickle people that I don't know.
As far as a rescue - you would be on your own, Brad. :o}
2007-03-09 12:35:19
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answered by mgctouch 7
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I would bring you to tears!! I would tickle you senseless!!
2015-11-19 12:14:54
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answered by Steve Dubois 1
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It would depend how hard you laughed. I love seeing people laugh so hard no sounds come out....like silent laughing
2016-12-28 00:27:38
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answered by Anonymous
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I would remove you from you from that torture device and set you back on your feet again!!
2007-03-09 11:27:35
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answered by Anonymous
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i would of loved to join them and help them. ;)
2007-03-09 11:34:36
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answered by karategirl18 3
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