My cat was jumping down from a very high distance to a box. He planned his jump and landed perfectly. He had to make one last jump until he reached the ground. He planned to jump on a blanket that was positioned just perfectly on this table. I saw him get ready to jump. When he landed, the blanket flew off of the table, and sent him tumbling to the ground.
of course, he landed on his feet (somehow).
then he looked around nervously, locked eyes with me and slinked off like he was embarrassed. he avoided me 4 a while.
cats have so much pride!
another funny thing was when i was over at a friend's house and her brother was playing hide and seek with the neighbor's cat. when he saw the cat, it would jump in a bush. as soon as he turned around, it would pounce on him. then when he turned back, he'd run in the bush again
my last story is about a flying squirrel/ sugar glider (whatever they are called). some kid brought it to show and tell back when i was in elementary. suddenly, it glided out of his owners hands onto the back of an unsuspecting student. the kid screamed, cuz he couldnt see what was going on.
so funny!
2007-03-09 11:12:02
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answered by Kiki 1
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that's no longer something i've got seen, it replaced right into a letter that somebody wrote to Ellen Degeneres approximately being a mom. This woman had a 2 year old who replaced into consistently borrowing (and dropping) her chapstick. the youngster had a fascination with it. So she instructed him what drawer she stored it in interior the bathing room, and instructed him he ought to apply it if he placed it back. On mothers day, the morning replaced into annoying as they have been attempting to get all and sundry dressed and arranged for church. She have been given all and sundry into the vehicle, yet her son replaced into lacking. She searched the homestead and found her son interior the bathing room employing chapstick to the cat's butt! He appeared up at her, pointed to the butt, and mentioned "chapped". She had to ask your self -- replaced into that the 1st time, or no longer??
2016-12-14 15:05:44
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answered by ? 4
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Philadelphia, PA. The US Army has a cavalry troop, based in New Mexico or Arizona they use for ceremonial purposes.
While doing their drill at Veteran's stadium before a baseball game,
a horse takes a dump in the infield.
Naturally, some poor groundskeeper has to take a bucket and shovel and clean it up.
30,000 fans gave the groundskeeper a standing ovation.
2007-03-09 11:05:52
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answered by TedEx 7
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This one chimp at the zoo started jumping accross the top of the cage spitting on people. The zookeeper said she was being playful, but it didn't look playful to me.=)
Also my dog Cody likes chasing laser or flashlights and my other dog Katie barks at him at the top of her voice for being such an idiot.=)
2007-03-09 11:05:21
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answered by Sazziable 6
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My boyfriend dropped something heavy and it made a big boom, which made my sleeping cat practically levitate five feet up off the ground and streak out of the room with a tail the size of a baseball bat.
2007-03-09 11:03:58
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answered by Rachel 6
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Lmao.. I was at my aunts house in New York and she was telling us that her cat had been acting weird lately.. and he just sits down on the railing of the steps and goes to sleep. So we were sitting there and all we see is a black thing fall down the steps and then a bing clunk.. and its the cat! you had to see it.. it layed there for about 15 seconds then got up and went back to its place on the railing.
2007-03-09 11:14:48
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answered by ♥ĴỤiiČ¥♥ 5
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My dog was begging me for some of my prime rib once. I pointed to her dish and told her "That's your food over there". She walked to her dish, picked up a towel that was laying next to it, put the towel over the food and moved it around with her nose to cover all of it. She then came back to me as if to say,"I don't have any food." This is a true story.
2007-03-09 11:08:06
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answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7
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Yeah, my cat has tried to jump grba hold of a curtain but was too weka and fell on the hard ground. Funny
2007-03-09 11:03:01
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answered by Anonymous
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My cat used to bring me empty potato chip packets as presents and leave them under my duvet right at the bottom of the bed!
She also used to sit on the vaccuum when I was cleaning though...
2007-03-09 11:05:59
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answered by toe_jam_on_toast 3
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I watched my roomate's dog for 20 minutes, walking around with his head stuck in an oatmeal box. Finally, after much laughter form us (tears were in our eyes) the stupid dog got his head free....only to stick it back in. We roard!
2007-03-09 11:05:57
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answered by Anonymous
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