2007-03-09 10:14:15 · 33 answers · asked by Billy Ben 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Yes, everyone I meet is from another planet as I have been sent back in time, from planet ZappaBrains to live among primitives.
By far the majority of planets in the cosmos that sustain life quickly developed highly intelligent civilizations.
But just a rare few (Earth, among them) still clung on to behavior patterns which they evolved when they weren't even the species they are now. In the case of Earthlings, or 'humans', patterns they evolved when they were reptiles, hundreds of millions of yeas ago!
Consequently, they still kill each other which is not that surprising, as they also distribute their scarce natural resources and all their wealth such that 99% of it is concentrated in the hands of just 1% of their population!! (Leaving the remaining 1% of resources variously distributed among the other 99% of their population!).
They also hand over around three quarters of their hard-earned gains to sustain an enormous army of others of the species who's only reason for existence in life is to dream up more 'work' for others like themselves, so they can dream up more 'work' for others like themselves,etc. (and so it goes, on-and-on). These armies of (none-
productive) others of the species consume vast amounts of wealth while generating none whatsoever themselves (on Earth you call this army of people "the State" - except in Italy, were you call it "The Mafia"). The other few remaining primitive planetary "communities" have their own names for these armies, but the structure is identical in all of them. . . . . . . . .
I am nearing the end of my work here now (thankfully - it's a tough job but somebody's got to do it). I am off to observe others of the few remaining primitive stellar communities, all of whom are situated, happily for them, in very inert and tranquil solar systems and so present much more feasible opportunities for long-term study.
By contrast, sadly, there is little hope left for the primitive Earthlings. As they live in such an active solar system they will inevitably be smashed into again by another of the great many huge asteroids that have blasted them over the course of their planet's very long history. (Two just missed them during their last Northern hemisphere Summer - while they busied themselves with such activities, for example, as re-flattening a brand-newly re-built old country and its towns and cities one of which they named Beirut).
I could go on, but then why should I
Another of the more insidious characteristics of primitive stellar communities is that if you point out to them that they are powering their vehicle headlong towards the edge of a dangerous precipice, they always stamp on the gas!
Even I have never been able to work that one out!
So-long, and thanks for all the fish xxx
2007-03-12 13:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by Girly Brains 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes. There is a park behind my house. Once in awhile a space ship lands there. I have gone out and talked to the beings. They are from the planet Krypton ( yes, they have kryptonite ), and are a greenish hue. The women have 3 breasts. They are curious and wander around the neighborhood at night looking around ( they can see through walls ). They have always been nice to me. I haven't got the courage up yet to ask for a ride.
2007-03-09 10:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Kind of. I met an alien but it was when I travelled to another planet so I guess that makes me the alien? Does that count?
2007-03-09 10:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. The distances are so huge, why would any being arrange to travel for thousands of years just to be poisoned by the oxygen in Earth's atmosphere.
There has been no evidence for this ever having happened and also there is no evidence that any sort of life outside Earth exists.
2007-03-09 10:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I married someone from another planet
2007-03-09 11:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my daughter is from the planet spend .at present it is in conjunction with and facing bankrupt .a stressful time for all here on planet thrift . the big moon of credit card should be ani ilated. it wants to take everones soul so it can thrive and own the universe
2007-03-09 11:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by jo jo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but up here in rural Upstate NY, everyone knows I'M from another planet-
it's called Long Island.
2007-03-09 10:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by starryeyed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are hundreds if not thousands of perfectly sane women, who claim to have had sex, forcible or other wise, with aliens from outer space.
Why no man has claimed a similar encounter, I do not know.
2007-03-10 12:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah man - it was one day at Cheech & Chongs place - beside the pool. Of course that was befor George Bush was detected.
2007-03-09 11:15:55 · answer #9 · answered by Scarp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope... I wrote an essay on alien abduction back in december... If aliens are real I'm not sure I'd like to be abducted thank you :p
2007-03-09 10:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by Belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋