FTWF[Family Ties Wrestling Federation] TGIF Impact. What u think?

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"Ladies and gentleman, this is r 1st contest live on FTWF TGIF Impact. It is scheduled 4 one fall, introducing 1st from Hillman University, Dwayne Wayne! And introducing, representing Springfield's Most Wanted, Principal Seymour Skinner!" Skinner walks out w/a mic. "Thank u, thank u. Let me introduce one half of the FTWF Tag Team Champions of the World, and representing Springfield's Most Wanted, Nelson Muntz!" Nelson stormed 2 the ring, kicked Dwayne in the gut and began clubbing Dwayne on the back. Nelson shoots Dwayne off the ropes and scores w/a lariat. Cover and Dwayne kicks out at 2. nelson pulls Dwayne 2 his feet and hits a series of headbutts b-4 whipping Dwayne into the ropes. Dwayne reverses and hits a backdrop. Dwayne fires away w/punches, backing Nelson into the corner. Dwayne mounts the him and pounds away w/punches 2 Nelson's head. Dwayne whips Nelson into the other corner. Nelson catches Dwayne, who tries a splash, and slams him 2 the mat. brb

Were back as Nelson has Dwayne in a bearhug. Dwayne is struggling 2 fight out as Nelson keeps up the pressure. Dwayne begins 2 hammer away at Nelson's face, who begins 2 loosen the hold. Dwayne claps his hands around Nelson's head and bounces off the ropes. Nelson catches Dwayne and scores w/a belly 2 belly overhead throw. Nelson stomps away at Dwayne and pulls him 2 the ringpost. Nelson locks in a ringpost figure 4 leglock. The ref counts as Nelson keeps it on against the ref's warnings. The referee rings the bell. "The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, Dwayne Wayne!" Nelson keeps the hold on as Dwayne's partner Ron Johnson runs out w/a chair. Nelson lets go of the hold and he and Skinner skirt away laughing at Ron and Dwayne as Ron checks on Dwayne. brb

"Ladies and gentleman, this next match is scheduled 4 one fall and is 4 the FTWF Undisputed United Jocks Championship. Here 2 introduce the challenger, Principal Seymour Skinner!" Skinner walks out w/a mic once again. "Hello mother, I luv u. Sorry i 4 got, but this is going 2 b a busy night. Anyway, introducing the next FTWF Undisputed United Jocks Champion and FTWF's Next Big Shot, representing Springfield's Most Wanted, McBain!" McBain and Skinner walked 2 the ring as the ring announcer grabbed the mic. "And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, he is the FTWF Undisputed United Jocks Champion, Martin U So Crazy Payne!"

Martin gets in the ring and stares up at the huge McBain b-4 swinging at him. McBain caught his fist, lifts Martin into the air, and goriila press slams him 2 the mat. McBain then whips Martin into the corner and follows w/a huge clothesline. McBain pulls the half conscious Martin 2 his feet, whips him off the ropes, and spears Martin 2 the mat. Cole Brown runs out and jumps on the ring apron. McBain spears him through the ropes and Cole falls 2 the floor. Tommy Strong slides into the ring and begins 2 unload on McBain. The ref has rung the bell and dq'ed martin. McBain picks up Tommy and hits the F-5! Martin grabs his belt and runs up the ramp as McBain slides out the ring and heads 4 Cole. Skinner hands McBain a chair and McBain levels Cole w/it. Cole is busted as McBain pulls Cole 2 his feet and F-5's Cole thru the announce table. Cole is hurt as paramedics run out Martin watches as McBain leaves Cole on the floor and starts 2 walk up the ramp b-4 running off. brb

"R next contest is scheduled 4 one fall, introducing 1st from the streets of Bel Air, Judge Phillip Banks! And his opponent, from the Ickes Projects of Chicago, Militant Michael Evans!" Phil hammers away on Michael 2 begin the match. He whips Michael into the ropes and nails a clothesline b-4 dropping him over the top rope throat 1st. Phil covers. 2 count. Phil locks in a rear chin lock. Michael fights 2 his feet and bounces Phil off the ropes . Leapfrog Michael followed by a hiptoss. He catches Phil w/another hiptoss followed by a dropkick. Phil falls into the corner and Michael follows w/punches and chops 2 Phil's body. Phil fights back w/punches of his own and whips Michael into the other corner. Phils hits Michael w/the Subpeona[big splash] in the corner. phil then hits the Execution[shock treatment]. Cover. 3 count. "Here is your winner, Judge Phillip Banks." The Judge walked out w/a big victory.

"This is r feature contest live on FTWF TGIF Impact, scheduled 4 one fall 4 the FTWF Geek Television Championship. Making his way 2 the ring the challenger, from Bayside, Califronia, Screech Powers! And representing Springfield's Most Wanted, Principal Seymour Skinner!" Skinner walks out w/the mic. "Thank u. Introducing 2 the FTWF fans, the FTWF Geek Television Chanmpion and the FTWF Light Geek Heavyweight Champion, representing Springfield's Most Wanted, Springfield's Bad Boy, Bart The Hitman Simpson!" Bart walks 2 the ring and locks up w/Screech. Bart catches Screech w/a knee 2 the gut and begins hammering away on him, bouncing Screech off the ropes. Reversal Screech. Bart ducks an elbow and comes back w/a crossbody 4 a 1 count. Carlton trots 2 ringside 2 watch the action as Bart and Screech exchange blows back and forth. Knee 2 the gut by Screech followed by a scoop body slam. Cover. 2 count as Bart kicks out. Gottat take a break. brb

Were back as Bart hits a dropkick on Screech and follows w/a springboard elbow drop. Skinner and Carlton r arguing on the outside of the ring as Bart hits Carlton w/a baseball slide dropkick. Carlton falls 2 the floor as Bart catches a kick 2 the gut from Screech. Screech sets up 4 a suplex. Bart blocks it and hits a snap suplex of his own. Bart covers. Carlton slides in and begins 2 stomp away at Bart. The ref rings the bell. He has dq'ed Screech as Carlton puts Bart in the sharpshooter. McBain is walking 2 the ring as Screech pulls Carlton off of Bart and shoves him. Carlton shoves him back and the 2 men go nose 2 nose. They c McBain entering the ring and attck him w/punches. McBain pushes Screech 2 the mat as Carlton superkicks McBain over the top rope. McBain lands on his feet as Bart and Skinner try 2 calm him down. Carlton stares off SMW and Screech as we go off the air. Thank u 4 tuning in. Join us monday 4 FTWF Monday Night Live.

Answer 1

Good job. I noticed you didn't mention about Fantasy Destination X. i hope you still post it. I'm sure it will be as exciting as the real PPV.

Answer 2

Crash TV booking with pop culture characters used as wrestlers. Never good things by themselves. Exponentially worse when combined.

Answer 3

I think it's stupid. End of story.