2007-03-09 09:25:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Yes, it's a beautiful sight to behold. Unless, of course, the chicken crosses in front of a truck and gets scrambled.
2007-03-10 06:00:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A chicken should never cross the road for any reason ...
Here is why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Po24xoxHo
2007-03-09 12:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, until the chicken breaks into song because it can't find the key.
2007-03-09 15:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by strath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is precisely the reason that the pun is considered the lowest form of humor.
But, I must admit this is the first time I have heard this one and it isn't all that bad.
2007-03-09 11:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. But it's more entertaining when it does "The Funky Chicken "on the way.
2007-03-09 09:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by windwalker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to wing this one. (Drum roll, please) Was it a rooster or a hen? I'll have to use my noodle on this one. If it was a rooster he may have seen the four chicks and liked the way they wattle across the road. He just wanted a little four hen play.
2007-03-09 12:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when a chicken crosses the road, it means he has just been ordained.
2007-03-09 14:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by soulsista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all heading for the Chicken Run to initiate the Great EGGscape .........
2007-03-09 11:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by rjr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Puns are great. If a driveway is where you park your car, what is a parkway?
2007-03-09 13:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a feline use a catwalk?
2007-03-09 12:43:43 · answer #10 · answered by rhymer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋