Whats the biggest lie YOU have EVER told AND WHY?

Answer 1

It was accidental. I was still in the infants school, we were all getting redy for school, but my underpants were in the kitchen and some friends of my brothers were all in there, I couldn't go in naked and it didn't occur to me to get a towel or something. So I waited on the stairs, everyone went off to school.

Mum came and asked what was wrong so I started to say something about the lads not letting me get dressed, it went completely wrong and she thought I was trying to say something about being bullied at school. So off we went, she shouted at the head master, he shouted at a teacher, she shouted at a class. They all kept asking me who had bullied me. I couldn't think of a way to stop all of the shouting and questions.

It was pure coincidence that a lad who I had had lots of fights with, but he nearly always won, walked past, I said 'That's him', The poor lad had no idea what was going on, probably didn't know why he got the cane, no idea why each of my brothers in turn bashed him a few times over the following weeks, an older sister bashed him too.

He went through school always a bit wary of me and I always felt guilty of what happened. Luckily he and his family left the area some time in the junior school, so I didn't need to feel guilty any more :)

Answer 2

The biggest lie I have ever told was when I was in second class and I told the ''cool group'' of people I went to see Eminem and I got a alarm clock and a T-Shirt for each of them and I would bring it in for them the next day. Anyway the next day I said to the ''cool group'' I didn't say 'Eminem' I said M&M you know the chocolate sweets and luckily for me I was saved about the T-Shirt thing because they didn't want M&M T-Shirts as they were uncool. Over all I learned some sort of lesson which I don't fully understand!

Answer 3

The time i replaced into at this occasion,and that i advised this blonde chick that i replaced right into a astronaut and that i walked on the moon in 1969,plus i replaced into the guy preserving the digital camera which action picture the 1st steps on the moon.

Answer 4

I was told a tissue of lies and fed a lot of deceit.......so met like with like and guess waht he did not like it and even took the high moral tone.....very funny really. So the morall of the tale is if you lie and deceive be careful to who you do it......it can come right back and bite you in the butt.

Answer 5

the biggest lie i have ever told was to myself
to stop smockin weed when it distroys my health
now that i've stopped my lie has now turned to truth
i feel so good feel so young i feel my youth as 1 !!!

Answer 6

i told my science teacher i had a diease that could occur any momment & cause a fit or me 2 faint or get dizzy so i could 2 the toilet as i had been banned for lockin ma mates in the toilets Lol hahaha this was last year!

Answer 7

this 1 girl asked me if her thong was showing and i said no because some girls told me to say no and she went up the stairs as her pink thong went up her back and she never noticed

Answer 8

When i was 13, i got drunk with 4 18-year-old boys, i lied to my mom the next day (because she knew i was with them somehow)...because she would F UCKING KILL ME.

Answer 9

I don't really tell lies I just say what I am thinking and end up loosing friends.

Answer 10

THAT I LIKED MY GIRLFRIEND'S 5EX BETTER THAN I REALLY DO ...I MISS MY EX...SHE WAS MORE FUN, BUT I LOVE MY GIRL NOW. MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.. BUT I JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT, SO I LIE TO SPARE HER AND ME ANY GRIEF!!!