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spray you with your fire hose big boy...

2007-03-09 09:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0 0

sit down the martini down, being careful to no longer spill. Dry hump the spouse, getting her to close up and relieving the itch. answer the telephone, screaming into it that there is a Jehovah Witness on the door who's in simple terms molested the canines down the line. Get snug on the settee with the martini and watch some porn. yet i could be bare cuz i don't have a gown and my bunnies are pink.

2016-11-23 17:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Zoom in on woman blinking repeatedly.
Scanning from side to side she takes in the crowd of people yelling and clapping.
Mouth gaping open, her hands move from her eyes to scratch her head in confusion.

Unsteadily rising to her feet she surveys the room while leaning on the back of her chair.
Weaving to the far corner of the space she hails the large, bald man behind the counter with a wave of her hand.

"What can I do you for miss?" He yells at her over the torrent of crying and cheering.
She grabs the neck of his shirt with a sudden burst of desperate strength.

"Give me a scotch" she breathes hoarsely into his face, through clenched teeth.
"Now."

2007-03-09 09:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by bronsons_mama 1 · 0 0

Whip out my cell phone so I can take pictures of the bouncers breaking your arms and legs when they throw you out.

2007-03-09 09:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by chimpus_incompetus 4 · 1 1

Glad I dont go to such disgusting places.

2007-03-09 09:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Run for the hills!!

2007-03-09 09:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by Becca 5 · 0 0

pull out my dolla bills!

2007-03-09 09:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eww, scream and leave!

2007-03-09 09:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by Aidan Jonas 2 · 0 0

give you a dollar bill

2007-03-09 09:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by b 2 · 0 0

Burn the joint down.

2007-03-09 09:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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