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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:


First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 . But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also,! do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

2007-03-09 07:26:34 · 5 answers · asked by crazy_sad_songs 2 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

5 answers

THAT is FUNNY! Love it!

2007-03-09 07:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by ESTamez 5 · 0 0

Being a coumputer Tech I think the problem is with the system you got... the system my wife runs is husband 23.0 I it works great.. flower and jewelry applications, still operate flawlessly. Husband 23.0 did not uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 it upgraded them to new better versions that have better features then the older ones. Yes it did install NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. but it only runs them when housework help 3.2 is done and attention 2.4 is no running. Conversation 8.0 still works but runs a little longer.
So I think you may need to install Married life adjustment 3.3 on husband 1.0 to upgrade it to a better version...

Hope this helps with your problem

2007-03-09 10:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by CG 2 · 0 0

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need:

A Heart to love him
A Diamond to marry him
A Club to smash his f**king head in
AND
A Spade to bury the b**tard

2007-03-09 07:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by worldtraveller 2 · 1 0

I just laughed myself out of my chair...that was great.

2007-03-09 08:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by Shelly 4 · 0 0

Cute. I liked that.

2007-03-09 07:33:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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