Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your First day here" "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange Feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
2007-03-09 06:54:45 · 10 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, “Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitin' the bed!"
2007-03-09 06:54:55 · update #1
LOL...that one's good!!!
2007-03-09 06:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, if I was to rate it I'd give it an 8.
2007-03-09 16:22:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a grown man...gross, but funny
2007-03-09 15:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by happyness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Funny one!
2007-03-09 14:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That was a pretty good one...
2007-03-09 15:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny and gross at the same time.....thanks for the laugh...
2007-03-09 14:58:09 · answer #6 · answered by GabrielleC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-03-09 15:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by alisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one !!!
2007-03-09 14:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for making me laugh........i needed that today........
excellent joke......and a new one for a change!
GOOD JOB 5 *****
2007-03-09 15:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by STARZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-09 14:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by EM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋