this was all during the last 2 months. and this is all because i felt bad that she was cheating on me with my best friend and i didn't see him for a while before i so them having sex(it ripped my heart I wanted to cry for 2 weeks), and my wife monica didn't tell him that we are married. and I don't want her to kill me. if she dosen't kill me i want to tell her that 5 included me lol! well the funny part is that one of the guys was her ex-bf, on of the chicks was my ex, and 2 of the chicks are her friends, but i wouldn't say best fiends.
Well you heard my story, now how do I tell her without getting killed by her
2007-03-09 05:34:06 · 8 answers · asked by the punaniester 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Please don't make fun of me because i like men too. you people make fun of us that we are not natural and what not, but it is perfectly natural.
2007-03-09 05:38:43 · update #1
guys don't worry i wore a condonn(nn looks like m lol)
maybe i should cheat on her some more and not tell her but i might have a problem if some babes or guys(or as I like to call them, the shnauser dogs rrrrr)
2007-03-09 05:45:57 · update #2
the beauty of sex with the shnauuser dogs is that you don't have to wear a condom with them
2007-03-09 05:47:38 · update #3
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, she is gonna hurt you soooooooooo bad!
2007-03-09 05:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by laceywat1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before you even try to get back together, you may consider being tested. You banged 57+ people in a two month period? You cheated on her because she cheated on you. The number of time is now irrelivant and you actually think you two can get back together and have a happy marriage? Guess again. Both of you have lost the trust forever in the other person. You may be able to forgive on the outside, but never forget or forgive on the inside. There will all be question mark in your head. You want to bang other women and wants to bang other men. You don't deserve each other. Call it quites and go your separate ways. Don't fake love just to stay married. If you both loved each other in the first place, this would have never happened. Going to add you to the divorced list – keeps getting bigger by the hour. People ought to actually consider what getting married really means before they even attempt it.
2007-03-09 13:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy 5-Gallon buckets of black-gay pornstar semen!
57 people? I'm a litte more concnerned for you?
Get tested ASAP, HIV is more likely to kill you than a pissed off housewife.
2007-03-09 13:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by Clay B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you two even together. You shouldn't replace a bad thing with an even bigger bad things. You are both losers. Move on.
2007-03-09 14:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by oddbutterfly1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be honest tell her and then plan for a very long divorce hearing.
2007-03-09 14:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by memyslf&I 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did your "best friend" not know that he was sleeping w/ "your" wife??
Would love to help ya, but your story seems really whacked out.
2007-03-09 13:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by JAMES O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
voice mail/note/callin her then running
2007-03-09 13:37:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she won't have to kill you, you are gonna die of AIDS
2007-03-09 13:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Li 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋