you would be a fool to think its not
2007-03-09 04:25:31 · 21 answers · asked by shout it before i shout it for u 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Oh its coming. and I'm ready. How about you?
2007-03-09 09:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by studentofword84 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Ooopsss! Someone a long time ago made a big mistake, and it was supposed to read 'Fudgement Day.'
That was the day when all the happy pixie fairy angelic space people will bring FREE extra dark chocolate candies (full of heart-healthy antioxidants) to every person in the world, living or dead, good or bad.
But some monk was a little near-sighted and changed the 'F' to a 'J' and well, 1,500 years three bloody world religions later, everyone is still a little confused, just like you.
But have no fear, God is the good God of benevolent chocolate, and all girls and boys go to chocolate puppy heaven when they die, so CUT OUT THE DOOM AND GLOOM, alright, Wormwood?
Not only is it dreadfully boring, it's scaring the children.
2007-03-09 13:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by Kedar 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
On the contrary you'd be a fool to think there will be a judgment day because some mistranslated ancient mythology says there will be.
You may as well be prepared for Ragnorak as well.
2007-03-09 12:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mike K 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
See now that is just wrong. Calling people fools, I mean honestly didn't your mother teach you better than to call people names. I will not answer your question until you apologize to everyone here at LGBT for being so rude.
2007-03-09 12:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by J J 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess I am a fool because I don't think it's coming.
2007-03-09 12:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah* 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi, this is Chad at the Crisis Center. We appreciate your call. When judgement day does come, we here at the Crisis Center will have all our lines open to help those in need 24/7. Don't hesitate to call. Thanks for calling and have a nice day.
2007-03-09 12:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I KNOW MAN. I LIKE THAT MOVIE. THE TERMINATOR. ITS ALL ABOUT JUDGMENT DAY MAN. I KNOW. THE TERMINATOR IS THAT DUDE THAT SAYS, "I'll BE BACK" AND HE COME BACK EVERY TIME MAN. ITS AWESOME. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WATCHED THAT MOVIE SO MANY TIMES. I LIKE THAT PART WHERE HES ON THE MOTORCYCLE AND HAS TO SAVE JON. I LIKE THAT SHOTGUN. ITS A 12-GAUGE LEVER ACTION. ITS MADE MY COLT. THERE WERE ONLY 10, 000 OF THEM MADE. THEY GO FOR ABOUT $30,000. IF YOU HAVE ONE LET ME KNOW. I CAN BUY IT OFF YOU IN PAYMENTS. YOU ACCEPT LAYAWAY RIGHT? OKAY IF SO JUST CALL ME. I'M LISTEN IN THE PHONE BOOK. ITS JOHN SMITH ON MAIN STREET. BUT JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING FOR YOU BUDDY, (the question asker), ONLY BECAUSE YOU ASKED SUCH A DUMB QUESTION IN AN AREA WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ELSEWHERE. I HOPE THE TERMINATOR GOES JIHAD ON YOU.
2007-03-09 12:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
ROFLMAO!!
Sorry, I don't believe in your mythology.
Perhaps I could help you out though, there are places you can sell all your worldly possessions so that you CAN live well until your Judgment day comes......
http://www.cfiwest.org/info/Rapture.htm
2007-03-09 12:36:56 · answer #8 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What does this have to do with LGBT issues?
Please ask this in the "religion" or "mythology" section, thanks.
Surely you are not saying there is anything "wrong" with being LGBT or straight; in other words, exactly as God made you? One would have to be an ignorant bigoted hypocrite to have such an opinion.
2007-03-09 12:29:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Can I skip judgment day this year?? I have a doctor's note!
2007-03-09 12:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
With respect to Kedar, I humbly concur and defer.
2007-03-09 13:52:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋