1. Thou shalt do whatever it takes to get elected.
2. Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless it conflicts with Commandment #1.
3. Thou shalt not apply thine own standards to thyself.
4. Thou shalt covet thy opponent's campaign funds.
Any additions?
2007-03-09 04:14:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
6. Thou shalt not apologize
7. Thou shalt not say anything substantial
8. Thou shalt not speak in front of people who disagree with you
9. Thou shalt not have a real debate
10. Thou shalt not speak in Alabama with a Yankee accent.
2007-03-09 04:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Jack 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thou shall take the best care of American Veterans!
Thou shalt not LIE!
Thou shalt not KILL!
Thou shall feed the hungry and house the homeless!
Thou shall cut taxes so that ALL may benefit!
Thou shalt not divide our country with separate policies for thou's political parties!
Thou shalt not have extramarital affairs!
Thou shall tell the people of America ALL of the TRUTH!
Thou shall protect American border with all resources available!
Thou shalt not continue destroying America!!
2007-03-09 04:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thou shall commit adultery and chase page boys.
2007-03-09 04:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by goldandsilver 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Crabs,
Thta's only four. How about for 5 - Thou shalt respect others and their views???
2007-03-09 04:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Awesome quest!
How about.....
"Thou shall not admit to....ANYTHING"
"Thou shall honor the intelligence of the American public"
"Thou shall be honest?"
I can't wait to see what else is added to your list of commandments! :)
2007-03-09 04:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by MaHaa 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thou shall do as I say, not as I do
2007-03-09 04:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by J S 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sum up with "the end justify the means".
2007-03-09 04:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by edubya 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
are u from crab nebula?
2007-03-09 04:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by woody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋