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2007-03-09 03:51:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
OK, this is kinda funny, but traumatic at the time. I was working at the coast using my fish and wildlife degree after graduation. The thing is I needed the job as a resume builder, but renting an apartment at the coast in the summer is expensive so I was driving to my place 3.5 hours inland on the weekends to bartend to make money to pay the bills. After closing the bar on a Sunday night I'm driving back to the coast. All of a sudden I have to go. Well I know theres a gas station just ahead and I think I might make it. It's closed and I know there isn't anyplace nearby for the next 30 miles. It's now about 4 AM in the middle of nowhere on I95 so I pull over and run to the edge of the woods with the roll of TP I keep for just these emergencies. I drop trow and am doing my business when here comes a greyhound buss. All I could do was bow my head, wave, and hope everyone but the driver was asleep.
2007-03-09 04:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by herogoggles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know a story about a friend of mine who went to an interview in the City of London after having gone out for a drinking and curry session the previous night.
He soiled himself while sitting on the train on the way into London.
The train, however, stopped for 10 minutes at a station on the way in, so he jumped off and dashed to the nearest shops to get himself a new pair of trousers and underpants. He rushed in, grabbed his stuff, dashed out of the shop and just got back on the train in time.
He went to the toilet on the train, took off his soiled trousers and crackers, rolled them up and threw them out the window. Then he opened the bag from the shop and realised he'd picked up the wrong bag in his hurry.
In his bag was a dress.............and there he was in the train toilet with no trousers or pants !
2007-03-09 04:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my boyfriend has really bad anxiety, which makes him have to sh*t all the time..and we had to pull over on the side of the freeway in oklahoma for him to poop in the woods! it was hilarious! esp since i had to explain to my dad who was driving in front of us that he had to pull over...
so we bought him some toilet paper at the next gas station we passed! hahaha.
2007-03-09 04:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is historical? More like hysterical I think.
2007-03-09 03:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋