2007-03-09 03:32:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
thank you kavina
YOU R A WEE STAR
2007-03-09 03:41:22 · update #1
Hiya, Here's a B-I-G Hug, and a nice SMILE, Oh! and a KISS, There that's better.
2007-03-09 03:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by kevina p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with
the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you because I was pissed
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
mean but i found it funny and clever....
2007-03-12 14:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A married lady dies and when she is at the gates, St. Peter said she has to spell a word before she can get in. She asks what the word is and he said, "Love." So, of course she gets in.
A year later, her husband is at the gates and she arrives with St. Peter. She says to her husband, "It's so great to see you! What have you been doing while I've been gone?" He replied, "Well, life has been great. I won the lottery, met this beautiful woman and got married. We sold the little house that you and I lived in and bought a mansion. We travel all over the world and today, as we were walking across the road, I was hit and killed by a truck. So, how do I get in?" She said, "You have to spell one world." He said, "What is it?" She replied, "Czechoslovakia".
2007-03-09 03:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by bina64davis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet I've had a worst week than you, hell a worst year. You know I've got so desperate to find a girlfriend that I was trying to pick up a girl the other night who was obsessed with jam and knitting! Now tell me you've stooped that low! I thought not! And worst of all I don't even like jam and I've got plenty of jumpers! - They'd be absolutely no benefit for me!
2007-03-09 03:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
try having 4 kids and one of them got really bad adhd you think your day has been bad well my dear you are wrong there is always some one out there thats worse than the other so stop wineing at have nice hot bath and cuddle up on settee to a good film cus i would love a night were a could just have 2 hours brake
2007-03-09 04:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by sarah-lou 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Count your blessings, there are plenty of people in the world who would love to have a job! In all seriousness, we all get like this and feel crappy sometimes, but it's better to be positive and remember all the things you have, which is probably far more than a lot of people in the world. It works for me!
2007-03-09 03:38:27 · answer #6 · answered by lululaluau 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This'll cheer you up! I have been rushed into hospital...i ate a daffidil bulb thinking it was an onion... the doctors say i'll be out in the spring... lol (hope it raised a smile!) :)
2007-03-09 04:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by curlywurlygirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should go out and have some fun! It's the freakin' weekend. Go out and forget about everything! Just start all over.
2007-03-09 05:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why not try to stop feeling sorry for youyr self its not like you had the worst week any1 has ever had is it get a life and get over it
2007-03-09 04:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by immortal_god 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about a big HUG and KISSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and i hope next week will be better for you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhear is some more kiss in case it not
2007-03-09 03:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋