I just walked across water!! I had to, I was playing fetch with my dog her ball went out onto the ice.
Worship me!!
2007-03-09 03:27:14 · 15 answers · asked by no name brand canned beans 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm on my knees...looking up....what do you want me to do? Worship?...ummmmmmm....love it!!! ;)
2007-03-09 14:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Melrose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, now that's a thought.
The bible never said if the water was frozen or not...
HM now there is a thought !
Like when it was recently discovered the sea that was parted was actually called the Reeds Sea and was only knee-deep .
And how can the Ark be true? It'd have to be at LEAST twice the size of Texas. Think of the weight of the animals, 2 of each, and think about all the food that'd need be stored. And the amount of animal DUNG and and then the smell...oh god the smell!
Rotting food, sweat ,fecal matter, animals...
And ,how could 8 people walk down something twice the size of Texas EVERYday to feed the animals?
2007-03-09 11:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by Lauran B. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, and I'm Bill Gates. Buy my products.
2007-03-09 11:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you are not worthy of being worshiped, if you where you wouldn't have to ask.
2007-03-09 11:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you're a road apple, albeit a good one.
2007-03-09 11:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, yea funny, but no! if you were jesus you wouldnt be on yahoo answers
2007-03-09 11:30:55 · answer #6 · answered by Ms.J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude calm down, that was ice.
2007-03-09 11:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, there is only one Jesus. =)
2007-03-09 11:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a big responsibility ,mister!
2007-03-09 11:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I do not think so
2007-03-09 11:30:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋