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I know you must have an embassy or something like that here on Earth with all those sightings and stuff.

2007-03-09 02:59:17 · 12 answers · asked by houdekk1 1 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

12 answers

It's not a matter of our ship being ready or not. We still have a job to do here. And I'd suggest you be a little more careful who you ask. There are several factions here at present, some of whom have no interest in your welfare.

2007-03-09 03:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

some Nutter Butter Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies and Chocolate Milk. Even extraterrestrial beings like milk and cookies. I could be attentive to, i'm an alien. Now that i think of approximately it, did no longer Alf have a hankering for kitty-cats? Bwaa Haa Haaa!!

2016-11-23 17:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by goettle 4 · 0 0

You must have spotted my UFO.
I have always tried to keep my presence a secret,but we are not perfect.
We would like to take you with us but you are so ugly,like all the other aliens we have seen.
We would like to share our technology with you but you always seem to try to take over when you can.
We are always trying to get information on your behavior.
One day I disguised myself as a chair at a ball game.
A big fat lady sat on me,it was very frightening,I won't make that mistake again.
Any one who says one of our UFOs crashed are lying.
Well I must be going,I won't be back until I know we can whip you hands down in conflict,besides humans are so ugly we may never come back.
The only things we like on your earth are slugs,they are sort of pretty like us. Bye!

2007-03-09 05:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0 0

Come to the Embassy Suites and get a passport and visa. Next flight leaves tomorrow at sunrise. Today's flight is overbooked and we're bumping.

Signed,

Dr Smith (Capt)
Will Robinson (Co-Pilot)
Robot (Flight Attendant)

2007-03-09 04:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ever see the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Mankind"?

2007-03-09 03:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by A.Mercer 7 · 1 0

what do you mean visitors. we were here long before you, most of us come in peace beware of the one's who don't. soon as i remember where i left it i'll come and get ya. i'm starting to think my ship was car jacked. probably disassembled into a million pieces by now. hope they didn't hurt my sound system

2007-03-10 05:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by michael_6446 2 · 0 0

If you'd like a guarantee of a wild ride, this life and the next, look no further than Jesus Christ!

2007-03-09 03:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Our ship crashed and is unable to be repaired. We would not still be on this ridiculous planet otherwise!

2007-03-09 03:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by I See You 4 · 1 0

Oops, you missed it...they all left back in 1997.

2007-03-09 04:04:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wait for me, Im coming to get you..

If only I could find a way to reach you....

2007-03-09 03:07:18 · answer #10 · answered by DocTim 3 · 0 0

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