What is the lamest excuse you ever gave for being late to something?

Answer 1

Okay, here's the deal. I left in plenty of time. I was just getting into my car and I heard a weird sound. I looked around and lo and behold, a space craft was hovering over me. A strange beam was emitted that lifted me right off the ground and into the craft. Man! I was scared. Well, they took me to some lab to probe my brain. They had a bit of trouble locating it. Anyway, they started making copies of my thoughts and memories. After a few minutes they were all talking at the same time.....they seemed agitated,nervous....heck, one little guy even threw up. Then they actually spoke to me. They said that if this is the way Earthlings live and think, they are no longer interested in bothering with us . So here's the deal....by the time they put me back at my car, it was late in the day. Rather than come to work only to turn right around and come home again, I just stayed home and watched "Gunsmoke." Another great episode with MattBaby♥
You believe me,right? What??? To quote that great scholar Festus Haggen: "If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'."

Answer 2

I lived in California for a while, and lamest yet most widely accepted excuse for being late - or blowing something off entirely - is "Dude, I flaked." As if that was acceptable.

Never got used to that.

Answer 3

The lamest excuse I ever gave to someone was..." I'm sorry I am late..I couldn't find my earrings...Not a joke....but it was the truth..my boyfriend at the time..laughed himself silly. Because I am the worst peron in the world for loosing things. I was late for meeting his family for the first time.

Answer 4

A good un is 'someone had a fit on the train'.
The other day I said that a dinosaur came in my bedroom window, ate my boyfriend, then had baby dinosaurs all over my bathroom floor. I had to then clean up the mess and wait for the police cos the dinosaur had illegally eaten my boyfriend without a permit. But then my boyfriend resurected himself and went to work so it all worked out ok.
All I was asked was 'did you get a police incident number'?
Nuff said...

Answer 5

I went to a small high school and there was a kid named Troy who was in a motorized wheelchair. He was the only kid in the school that had a wheelchair, so everyone knew who he was and all that..

All his classes of course were downstairs because my school was too cheap to install an elevator.

I was late to class one day, and when I walked in my teacher, Mr. Kelley, said "Jennifer why are you late?"

I said "I got stuck behind Troy."

As soon as I said it, I realized the classroom I was in was on the second floor of the school.

I never did live that one down.

Answer 6

I'm came in to maths class 20 minutes late (the class is only 35 minutes long) and I just went 'sorry...I had to-go to...the doctors' I'm the worst liar in the world and it was so obvious I had just rolled out of bed, I was still half asleep lol :D

Answer 7

I was held up by a flock of raging bison. In Northern Ontario. For French class. It was a trip to the office I'll never regret.

Answer 8

"My pen case grew legs and ran around and we had to chase it". What, I was 12. And believe it or not, the teacher bought it. Got a sincere "*gasp* Is everything alright now?" Ah good times.

Answer 9

Sorry Im late, The coffee maker would not work.

Answer 10

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