...and accidentally broke their arm?
2007-03-09 01:06:15 · 35 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd like to dislocate the elbow of the next, shift-eyed limp-wristed lawyer, realtor, or banker that shakes mine.
True story: my husband and I went to a small Christmas dinner party one year. There was a couple we'd never met before and my husband, who has a grip like a bear, vigourously pumped the woman's hand when they were introduced. She screeched and collapsed to the ground. Turns out she'd broken her finger about 10 days before that, playing tennis, and he'd rebroken it right then and there.
Three weeks later she actually sent us a bill for a bottle of OTC painkillers, gas for her trip to the ER that night, and one day's lost wages. That was the end of two friendships.
2007-03-09 01:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday
2007-03-09 01:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Miller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time i shook hands was new year but i`ve never broken any bones!
2007-03-09 01:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The when is not important. The why and where I put the arm once I broke it is what you should be asking.
2007-03-09 01:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by Mee-Maw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would have to say it has been twelve nevers, although my good friend Clark Kent has managed the trick quite a bit. It really makes you wonder at what the old boy has been snacking on, rather, don't you think?
2007-03-09 01:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st April 2006
2007-03-09 01:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st April 2004
2007-03-09 01:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never happened - but I broke a man's wrist by falling over whilst giving him a piggy back.
2007-03-09 01:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
I was just about to answer "this morning, i shook my daughter's hand" when i clicked on the full question.
well done!!
2007-03-09 01:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by bottomburps 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I have shaked hands, but havent broken in arm!
2007-03-09 01:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋