Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled
in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out "I
have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... now keep
that smile for the rest of the day.)
2007-03-09 00:42:19 · 18 answers · asked by sweet - angel 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
florida honey p*ss off and die!
if you can read well you would have seen that i posted a joke
don't be such a idiot all your life!
2007-03-09 00:48:53 · update #1
to all enjoy your weekend
love you all!
2007-03-09 00:50:27 · update #2
just lemme change my pants...
i think i p!ssed myself laughing...
2007-03-09 01:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one I enjoyed that - I am here for another 2 hours before my weekend kicks in - You guys are 2 hours ahead of UK at the moment.
Have a great one catch you on the other side (of the weekend)
2007-03-09 01:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by london.oval 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke although the guys use to be traveling salesmen (yes I'm old) but in reality, Wiarton Willie (the weather groundhog) woke me up this morning to say goodbye. He's picking up Punksetawny Phil on his way south. Say's it's too freepin' cold up here.
2007-03-09 00:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by St N 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The icing to the cake...
wow, RSA has had a pretty good day of laughing and fun today!!! I'm leaving the office with a smile on my face and hoping for a lekker weekend with a Braai and snacking on biltong .... lol
Have a lovely one too Sweet Angel, mwah!!!!
PS: Florida just proved the long, long theory..." is blonde a hair color or attitude?"... we got answered.
2007-03-09 01:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was great...the wole 9 months threw me off at first...lol! You have a great weekend to.
2007-03-09 00:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by He's my world 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one , you have a great weekend as for the rest of us back to war.
2007-03-09 01:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aaawww, that's cute !!!! I love it .... made my Friday shweet.
Baie dankie.
Have an awesome weekend. xoxoxo
2007-03-09 01:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by wreck'd angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO excellent joke
2007-03-09 00:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
2007-03-09 00:46:08 · answer #9 · answered by specklesanne_13 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one!
Don't we all wish something like that would happen to us?
2007-03-09 00:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋