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One night while snoozing away in bed, my night owl girlfriend was watching TV. At about 3:00am (0300) I jumped out of bed and was standing on my feet. I soon realized that my girlfriend was watching the movie Stripes (with Bill Murray) and Revillee sounded. Without thought, I apperantly jumped out of bed and started looking for clothes. After a few seconds I realized that I was NOT back in Basic and I did not have to worry about my DI yelling at me. I then turned to see an amazed, scared, confused and then laughing girlfriend. I guess after 10 years there are still some things you never forget.

2007-03-09 00:14:31 · 4 answers · asked by Colonel 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Once I was a school bus driver and it was the first day back to school, as the kids were boarding and being very loud a little girl pulled on my shirt and said "Hi, my name is Jello" or at least that's what I thought she said so playing along I said, "Well my name is hamburger" and she gave me the weirdest look. I looked down at her name tag and it said Jennifer Lopez, and I then got what she had said. What she had really said was "Hi, my name is J-Lo!

2007-03-09 00:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 4 0

That's funnny!!

Along the lines of your story, I had fallen asleep early in the night, and when I woke up I thought that I was late. I went as far as getting my kids up and ready for school before I got my wits about me and realized that it was still night time.

2007-03-09 08:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Lemme tell ya... 5 · 1 0

I saw a realllly reallly gorgeous guy at work. I was walking down the corridor.. basically i couldn't keep my eyes off of him..
unfortunately for my daydreaming stupidity... i didnt' realise there was a custodian vacuuming the floor... the hot guy smiled at me.. and i tripped over the extension cord.. and my face smashed agaisn't the wall in front... HAAA can't get more embarrassing than that..

2007-03-09 08:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that's pretty damn funny! I hope you're laughing at it now.

2007-03-09 08:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by JAD 4 · 1 0

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