The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny.
"Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
2007-03-08 23:49:42 · 25 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Extra Q: - What does 'Rofl' mean?
2007-03-08 23:58:05 · update #1
Ohhh lol, kids grow up too fast.
2007-03-08 23:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Lord Of Mischief likes 10/10 & satr
Roll On Floor Laughing!
2007-03-08 23:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl. Been ages since I saw a good Little Johnny joke.
2007-03-08 23:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow Missy, thats very good, keep em coming, 10/10
( ROFL ) rolls on floor laughing.
2007-03-08 23:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Joke.
2007-03-09 00:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl
2007-03-12 14:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-08 23:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roff...... it's the surname of the bravest Italian Soldier in WW11... Bugger Roff
2007-03-12 10:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call me Mr.Stupid, but i've always wondered when people ended a sentence with the word 'period'. Now thanks to this joke, i've realised it means a full stop! Oh dear
2007-03-09 00:00:34 · answer #9 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah 10/10
ROFL = rolling on the floor laughing
2007-03-09 00:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋