Two guys went golfing one day, and on first swing, each guy hit his ball so hard he couldn't find where it went. They searched and searched, until finally, an hour later, the first guy found his in a field of buttercups. He was so mad that it took him an hour to find the ball, that he went crazy, swinging his golf club at the buttercups, destroying them. A genie appeared, and said " you have destroyed mother nature's creation. Since you killed the buttercups, you will be cursed for the rest of your life. You can never have butter again. This means no butter for your popcorn, no butter on your potatoes, no butter for anything...ever!" The guy was startled at this, and he noticed his friend across the field. His friend screamed "Hey, I found my ball. It's over here in this field of pussywillows." And the other guy yelled "DON'T SWING, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SWING!!"
2007-03-08 23:28:44 · 2 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles