2007-03-08 23:01:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable....... like a coma!
Never go to bed angry.......stay up and plot your revenge.
Don't believe everything you think.
Well, aren't you the most adorable black hole of need.
Shhhh!........that the sound of nobody caring what you think.
If you have something to say, raise your hand......and place it over your mouth!
Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning??
Everyone seems normal......until you get to know them.
I really don't know what you're problem is......but I bet it hard to pronounce.
Don't make me use "upper case"!
You're not yourself today........I noticed an improvement immediately.
Would you like some cheese with that whine??
Don't let your mind wonder.....it's too small to be let out on its own.
I heard you changed your mind at last.......what did you do with the diaper?
If there is a tourist season......how come we can't shoot 'em?
Life is too short to dance with ugly people.
Tell the ACLU, as long as there are tests in schools, there will always be Pray.
If you woke up breathing.......congratulation... you have another chance.
I'm going south for the winter....actually.....parts of me are headed there already.
My bra could be called a "cross-your-waist". I now have 42 longs.
My sex life isn't dead......but the buzzards are circling.
Blessed are the cracked.....for they are the ones who let in the light.
Remember good friends are like the stars, you can't always see them but you know they are there.
The admin police are after me......give me some love.
2007-03-08 23:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not mine, of course. Exactly why couldn't have you looked these up ?
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
You're so stupid you return bowling balls because they have got holes in them.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
I've had a perfectly wonderful time. But this wasn't it.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
We could use you as you as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
2007-03-08 23:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by =42 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It depends entirely on what you're responding to. Without knowing, my only comeback is, "Oh, yeah?", which isn't very intimidating OR sarcastic. Sorry.
2007-03-08 23:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sarcastic comebacks to what exactly?
If someone says, "damn you're ugly!" then I don't think replying with, "make me!" is an appropriate comeback.
So yeah, if you can give me something to work with then maybe I can give you an actual answer.
2007-03-08 23:06:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Your bum is so fat, each cheek has its own postcode (ZIP).
Your mother threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
You are so short, you have turn-ups in your knickers.
A yoghurt has more culture than you.
If you had brains you would be dangerous.
(A few starters, but without knowing the subject matter, it's a bit difficult).
2007-03-08 23:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by Bunts 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whatever the person might have said to you, just roll your eyes and answer "Omg that's so typical of you, was it Brain Cell 1 or Brain Cell 2? Oh wait, I think you just killed one of them!!"
2007-03-08 23:19:31 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yah say that again and i will take my foot and stick it so far up your azz that u will be chewing on my shoelaces for a week
2007-03-09 00:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by Nathanael S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, well, "I will pray for you." Say it sweetly, people hate it.
I hope the worms eat u when you are in the grave
2007-03-08 23:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sarcastic qns for what??
2007-03-08 23:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG! ASK JOHN LENNON!!! HE KNOWS ALL!!! I LOVE JOHN LENNON!!! um... just read about John Lennon and learn from him... sorry i was thinking about him because he's sarcastic...
2007-03-09 07:52:02 · answer #10 · answered by Honey 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋