We must all be on the look out for would be terrorists attempting to infiltrate our neighborhoods. Here is a list of names straight from SNL to be on the watch for;
1) Musaf Herod Apyur Poupr
2)The brothers, Hous Bin Pharteen & I-Bin Pharteen
3) I-Zheet M'Drurz
4) M' Balz Es-Hari
5) Graabir Boubi
6) Haid D' Salaami
7) Shaif Hirboush
8) Awan Afuqya
9) Apul Madeek-Aoud
10) And the three cousins, Yuliqa M'diq, Uwana M'Diq, and Usuqa M'Diq
If you see any of these suspects lurking about. Contact the nearest, Homeland Security Office immediately.
2007-03-08 22:16:19 · 15 answers · asked by Studly Jim 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Tillie Hurtz and Vera Offensnotti canvassed my neighborhood about the very same thing.
Frank Lee Spekeen gave a talk at the VFW Post.
2007-03-09 03:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This list is as ludicrous as the people who put it out and those who circulate it. R we to suspect every Muslim by name only? Where r the pictures to show us who these top ten characters r? Terrorists don't all wear turbans. They are already living in our neighborhoods and have been for years and years. Some r our neighbors who secretly r boiling with internal anger toward other teenagers and teachers in our school system, some r those childhood bullies who grow up to be adult bullies and teach their children to hate as much as they have, most r white but they come in different colors and wear different hats not turbans. Seen any of those around lately? I have and I'm not even looking for them. Their just here and always will be so what do u intend to do about them? As for me I just keep on living and letting others live. When and if tragedy should hit home I pray that I keep cool enough to handle whatever situation God allows me to confront. Why don't u do the same?
2007-03-09 20:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by papabeartex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, Hilary Clinton and the rest of them in Washington off the list. In short, your list if really short.
2007-03-09 04:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't that long ago that a deputy friend of mine pulled into a rock quarry and came across the Portland Six carrying automatic weapons. Don't think it can't happen in your neighborhood!!
2007-03-08 23:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by spag 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may have started a trend that may turn into a viable weapon against terrorism.
The greatest problem with this type of defense is abuse.
At least we can all think about it.
2007-03-08 22:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I do work at a major airport. These days any one could be a terrorist, and not necessarily Muslims--lurking in the shadows & alleys, you never know.
2007-03-08 22:27:14 · answer #6 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am the sister of Awan Afuqya, my name is Asif!!!!
2007-03-08 22:25:05 · answer #7 · answered by sunnygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could throw a rock and hit 3 right now...
you think it's all a joke...it's not
funny thing I'm in a California rock quarry right now !
2007-03-09 01:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey look! a list of my Buddies! from the emergency shelter!
Wonder if they can be my "Yahoo" friends too?
2007-03-08 22:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by occluderx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-03-08 22:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋