A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her family that night. She tells him that she is ready, and that is the night they will have sex for the first time. The boy, excitedly, rushes out to buy his first pack of condoms. He's looking through all of them, when the pharmacist stops and asks him if he needs help. "Well, I'm having sex with my girlfriend for the first time tonight" the boy says. The pharmicist sits him down and discusses sex with him, then hands him some condoms and he's on his way.
That night, the boy is extremetly quiet as they sit down to dinner. The girls dad asks him to say grace. The boy begins his prayer, then, time passes on and on, and he keeps praying, with his head bowed and eyes shut, for at least 5 minutes.
The girl leans over to him and whispers" I had no idea you were so religious."
He whispers back to her "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!"
2007-03-08 22:05:47 · 19 answers · asked by queenB 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it, still laughing, 10/10
2007-03-09 00:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep ever seen that airline commercial that publicizes "wanna get away?" No quantity of prayer could desire to help this boy out of the area, yet could desire to according to risk ease the stress down a notch.
2016-10-17 22:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-08 22:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I love this joke. Heard it before, and it still makes me laugh! Good one =)
2007-03-08 22:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm giving you a star. That one's too good!!!
2007-03-08 22:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad.
2007-03-08 22:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Good one.
2007-03-08 22:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by It's opinion I . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i should be careful lol great one
2007-03-08 22:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good,star
2007-03-08 22:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is funny....good one!
2007-03-08 22:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋