This was three weeks ago, when i sat on a tube of the stuff. I haven't been to the toilet since then, and i feel really ill. Please, can anyone help me?
2007-03-08 22:02:02 · 25 answers · asked by frenchrejects 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
You'll be telling us next that you can knit fog and plait soot! ! !
2007-03-08 23:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah go drink a pint of salt water to help you throw up and then sit in a freezing cold bath for 3 hours. This may not get rid of the superglue but it will make you stop and think about being so stupid again.
2007-03-08 22:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by Serious Dude 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Use really hot water it should unstick the glue. If not u may go to the doc its not good for you...once watched a documentary ablout a boy who would not go to the toilet and it ended up seepin out of his skin! It has to get out someway!
2007-03-12 07:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by buttonsmcguinty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dangle your buttocks in a bucket of white spirit. Hopefully this will break down the glue and you will be free.
The bucket will make a handy toilet too.
I also like how so many people have answered saying "OMG, u must be joking!!" ha ha
2007-03-08 22:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably best to eat lots of fruit,rhubarb and prunes and several spicy curries - blast them apart.
Don't let the bottom fall out of your world. Let the world fall out of your bottom!!!
2007-03-09 00:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by mistyblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a nurse to prise those babies apart. Don't eat too much fruit or prunes as you might end up on the moon.
2007-03-08 22:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by christine s 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what! you havn`t been to the loo for 3 weeks! you gotta be jesting us... if not then i would not like to be within 5 mile radius of your back side when you finally become un-stuck. good luck mate, and to those all around you.
2007-03-08 22:08:19 · answer #7 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor vodka over it, that usualy works! alot will be needed tho! And drink some to ease the pain aswell coz it will hurt!
Nimrod, why didn't you get it sorted the day it happened??
2007-03-08 22:42:31 · answer #8 · answered by GeorgieP 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um ok, u know wat if u have obviously been eating and drinking i dont thinks its even possible to not poo for 3 wks.
and why would u have been sitting on glue naked?
if this is for real the best thing u can do is go to hosi if u try anything else u could really hurt urself.
2007-03-08 22:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by angie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is this a real question?? If so, I feel for you! Hope you get it sorted soon before you explode!!
2007-03-08 22:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by Cat burgler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to the hospital!!
2007-03-08 22:05:27 · answer #11 · answered by J87 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋