I want to develop some highly annoying yet legal habits, preferably ones that will disturb others. Any ideas?

Answer 1

Become self conscious about eye contact. Squint when you talk when you look at their eyes, avert your eye often when someone speaks to you or just look away. Don't ever call people by their first name like you can't remember who they are. These things always screw people up. If you learn how to do this well you will probably become a social reject. Have fun.

Answer 2

Everything they all said plus playing the bagpipes. Wear clashing colours, lots of cheap jewellery and makeup. Add a few ragged looking scarves so you look like an unmade bed. Put on a lot of weight. Have your nose broken and set badly. Develop bad breath and short sight, needing bottle bottom glasses that magnify your eyes. Stay out of the sun so you become pale, or use pale make-up.

Talk constantly about your medical problems, your children, money or problems with your bf/gf/partner/spouse, or people that your hearers don't know. Rabbit on about cheap and nasty TV shows or some obscure historical personage. Get religion in a big way and tell everyone about how they should join the Aetherians/Scientologists/Baptists/Catholics etc etc.

Suggest you have a thing about firearms or knives. Get a few tattoos, a couple of highly visible piercings and a badly bleached (mullett) hairdo and don't wash it all that much. Wear polyester and don't wash it all that well either. Smoke in church. Get a battered old V-8 car, the bigger the better. Something like an early 70s Chevrolet or Ford.

Answer 3

Try to find a way to make a very very high pitch sound by blowing between your teeth. Similar to the way you say "S" but in a higher pitch. You could always buy stink bombs though. They are VERY strong and will be SURE to bother people. Preferably the little glass ones with the yellow liquid inside.

Answer 4

Read the Q and A on bullying, they are good at tormenting others is a way that is perfectly legal.

But the juicy part is, when their victim retaliates with just anger, then the law (or whatever "ethical" principle) comes down on *him* with an infraction|

Quite a just society that we live in|




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Answer 5

chewing loudly with your mouth open
clicking a pen constantly
scratching yourself in random places
spit
start eating more foods that give you gas
talking loudly
ask personal questions about sensitive matters to people you just met
invade personal space
spit when you talk
stop bathing
whistle constantly or you could even start whistling responses to peoples questions instead of answering them verbally
repeat things people tell you back to them
everytime someone comes to your house show them some random photo album or some other book no one wants to look at and sit by them and make sure them look at every page
these are just some of the things that i find annoying hope you find them helpful

Answer 6

Buy a Jack Russell & let that stupid dog bark all the damn time.It will fit right in with your annoying habits.

Answer 7

Don't bathe, stick your hands down your pants and start touching people when you talk to them. Preferably in the face.

Answer 8

Asking this question was highly annoying and legal! doesn't look like you need help at all!!

Answer 9

keep spitting when you talk to others
keep staring without blinking and follow their every moves
laugh very loud without any reason and say "ALRIGHT"
look at somebody and keeps giggling
warning; any of this bad behavior will cause you a blackeye
broken arms...missing teeth,,loose some hair,,,,pain on your backsides and a hand marks on your face
be careful!!!!!!

Answer 10

If someone is talking to you, respond with either "I'll see your story and I'll raise you..." or "You think THAT"S bad, listen to this and tell a better/worse/bigger/tinier/uglier/thinner/fatter/more abusive story than they did.

It worked for two ex-friends of mine (who amazingly had no connection to each other).