A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open.
His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss, I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires."
2007-03-08 21:53:47 · 21 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that`s not a nice way to talk to your secretary is it!!!!
You do have talent!
faf 10/10 *
Tink xx
P.S Just a thought! Why do they call it a "fly"? Answer that smart cookie! x
2007-03-10 01:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The version I heard was that the boss didn't know what the secretary was talking about, so he asked her if she saw his new Ferarri, and she said she saw a small scooter with two puctured tyres.... Same thing, but yours is longer.
2007-03-08 22:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-08 22:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, easy humour for a Friday.
2007-03-08 21:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mad M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haa haaaa 10/10
2007-03-08 22:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many versions of this one, but still good.
2007-03-09 01:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki say's 10/10
2007-03-08 22:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-08 21:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that must have hurt! Lol, good one!
2007-03-08 22:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but it's still pretty good.
2007-03-08 21:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by Betsy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋