Mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K -N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-1-1 -S-H-1-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And look how far *** k1ss1ng will take you.
A-$-$-K-I-$-$ -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there Its the Bullsh1t &
2007-03-08 21:49:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*** kissing that will put you over the top
2007-03-08 21:50:18 · update #1
Good one! Mathematical genius you are!
2007-03-08 22:51:22 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People say that but 500 years ago their were like Indians and Pilgrims so and many of them prolly had the letter j for a name so its been around longer than 500 years. But no more then 2000 years i guess.
2016-03-29 00:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was really a nice 1, in that case I need not work hard and just keep control over my attitude.
2007-03-08 21:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All this time I thought I was doing it wrong! I guess I have been giving 118%! I am asking for a raise TODAY!!! Thank You loki your my hero!
2007-03-08 21:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Top of the class!
2007-03-08 21:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just SO true. Excellent and deserving of a star.
2007-03-08 21:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius, that Loki.
hehehe
2007-03-08 21:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol... Deserves a star.
2007-03-08 21:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT = a very high score for this load of twadle.
2007-03-10 04:25:22 · answer #9 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow never a truer word
2007-03-08 23:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋