Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A. She wants to be the first lady.
Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A. George Michael's latest release.
Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. Boy's underwear half off.
Q. What’s the difference between Bill and Monica.
A. One can’t come clean and the other one can't clean ***.
Q. Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A. So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q. What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A. The Spice Girls!
2007-03-08 21:28:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A) She's on the Chinese Erection circuit
A) Michael Jackson's new nose party at the Circus sideshow with 6 kinky midgets.
A) Al Gores revised emission target
A) They all offer lay away payments.
A) One sucks up to politicians. The other is Monica.
A) So he can buy "the other white meat" without fear at his butcher's shop.
A) Spayed... the Slade covers band.
2007-03-08 21:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nope not funny. How's about this one? Man says to wife: Your *** is as big as three barbecue grills. Later on Man and Woman are in bed. Man says to Woman: Can we have a shag? The Woman replies: there's no point in me warming up the barbecue for half a sausage.
2007-03-08 21:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't say something, I purely smile and walk away :) except you're caught interior the comparable room... then i'd bypass on my telephone and play video games or text fabric somebody to decrease the awkwardness x)
2016-12-18 09:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loki say's keep trying 6/10
2007-03-08 22:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved the 3rd one... Nasty guy. Here's for you:
A 19-year old female was asked why she was in the Emergency Room. She said that she and her boyfriend were having sex and the condom came off and she wasn't able to retrieve it with her fingers. "Then I went to the bathroom and 'gagged' myself to vomit, but couldn't vomit it up either."
2007-03-08 21:42:55 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None of them were funny at all!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-03-08 23:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch! Good ones! Funny!
2007-03-08 22:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's a question: Why do people find these so-called "jokes" hilarious when they are based on perversion and when they are made to cause arguments between people?
2007-03-08 21:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
cool
2007-03-08 21:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well done, none of those were remotely funny
2007-03-08 21:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by Jim R 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋