Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true."No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
2007-03-08 21:22:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, not even a fan of cricket but found it funny, nice one.
2007-03-08 23:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by jarf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..... Here's for you:
A woman with shortness of breath and who weighed approximately 500 lbs was dragged into the Emergency Room on a tarp by six firemen. While trying to undress the lady an asthma inhaler fell out of one of the folds under her arm. After an X-ray showed a round mass on the left side of her chest her massive left breast was lifted to find a shiny new dime. And last but not least during a pelvic exam a TV remote control was discovered in one of the folds of her crotch. She became known as "The Human Couch".
Don't laugh... It's a true story.
LMAO...............
2007-03-09 05:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-09 06:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Americaan but that is still funny. I'll say soccer for the US instead!
2007-03-09 05:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That was quite funny.
2007-03-09 06:03:11 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL poor billy!
2007-03-11 19:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I would do the same I think
2007-03-10 12:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10,oh so funny,lol
2007-03-09 05:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too good ..9/10
(P.S. cricket is my first love but I forgive you)
2007-03-09 05:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats hilarious
2007-03-09 05:26:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋