2007-03-08 21:19:46 · 5 answers · asked by what_gives_85 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
I know this is going to come as kind of a shock, but I've loved you since before we met. I mean, it hurts to breathe when you're not around... will you. well... will you marry me?
Oh, this isn't a come on.. I just had to finally get this off my chest.
Thanks, Cupcake!
2007-03-08 21:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by Professor Chaos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta watch out for old guys they will come at you from unexpected places and succeed.
Recognizing that a woman's biggest sex organ is her brain any path into her panties must out of necessity go through it.
But first the funny bone must be tickled.
My favorite dirty joke.
This guy goes over his friends house and sees his friend's dog licking it's penis
The guy says " Wow , I wish I could do that "
To which his friend replies
"Yeah But he would probably bite you"
Game Over - old guy succeeds
2007-03-09 10:34:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I ever get to the point where I want to use a phony line I leave...because that means I have had one too many or maybe even two?
2007-03-09 12:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by halfshy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't have me, I'm still sober.
2007-03-09 05:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we gonna ****** SCREW or What?
2007-03-09 05:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♫♂ РҰЯӨζξ ♂♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋